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Click hereTool helps seize cars of tax delinquents;
(Human authorities smooth out dents.)
Six Iraqi policemen killed in bomb attacks;
(US lash falls on thousand Sunni backs.)
Sister of Jackson’s accuser testifies.
(Wagner in drag decomposes, dies.)
Gary Payton returns to Boston celtics;
(Boston brick-layer gets mocha fix.)
Bush wants Syria out of Lebanon by May;
(Laura will have boysenberry cheesecake today.)
Chicago police target followers of supremacist;
(Colossal pot calls kettle fascist.)
Martha Stewart begins home confinement;
(Garbage man goes home, gets bent.)
Stocks surge to highest close in three and a half years;
(Massive battle over shiny stones gets fierce.)
Yes, someone is keeping up with the news. Smooth work, and good rhymes.