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Zelda The Horny Nun!

byUncle Pervey©

A "Nun" who took no satisfaction,
In her pretence of acting a "Bride,"
Made a decision to change her ways,
And let every man get inside!

The first one she got was the Father,
And it happened Saturday morning.
The Priest was in his "Confessional,"
And she NAILED him without a WARNING!

Sister Zelda made that Priest happy,
And she got a lot of pleasure too!
The Priest had to seek out his Bishop,
For "confession" after she was through!

Zelda watched out for the "Handyman,"
Cause she'd seen his big "boner" one time.
To Sister Zelda's way of thinking,
What the Handyman had was "PURE PRIME!"

She sneaked, and caught him in the "Belfry,"
Where he worked on the bells so they'd ring.
She drained all the juice from his "pecker,"
And the reaming he done made her sing!

Sister Zelda had to leave at last,
Because she'd been caught in "Fla'Gran'Te'."
The "Order" tossed her out, on her can,
And Zelda began making her way!

Zelda was an unsatisfied Nun,
But Zelda was a quick learning Lass.
She'd figured out what she was wanting,
And it was getting STUFFED in her ASS!

So NEVER think ALL Nuns are virgins,
And NEVER think they LIKE IT that WAY.
Remind yourself of Sister Zelda,
And WHAT Sister Zelda does TODAY!!

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