Christian College Sex Comedy Ch. 16

"My pussy is still quivering," Iona mumbled in a tiny voice. "Did I lose my virginity?"

"No, Baby," Barbie Lynn cooed to her, "You had a really good one is all. That is what an orgasm is supposed to feel like. That is what Zane does to me every time." Huh? I do?

"Oh," Iona sighed dreamily, "I like that. Isn't it your turn now?"

"It certainly is, and Zane knows what I want, don't you," she winked.

"I'll get it," I feigned annoyance, "but I'm still going to take my time with you. I'm not rushing into anything."

"I like the way you think," Barbie Lynn purred. She laid out on the bed, her beautiful breasts spreading out and her hair cascading over the pillows she rested on. It hurt to move away from the sight of her.

I got a small tube of lube, crawled over to her, and wedged the tube to the small of her back. Letting her body warm it up would make the sensation more pleasurable.

"Whoa, that's cold," she gasped and wiggled.

"Let me warm you up, then," I grinned. I moved underneath the sheets and then between her legs.

"Hello," she said demurely, my body poised over hers, our faces nose to nose. She rested her elbows on my shoulders with her arms up. "This feels good, Zane, feels right." Her thighs pressed against mine and my cock rested on her pubic mound. I moved my face down and stole a quick kiss. Barbie followed suit and soon we were lip-locked.

In time we were trading kisses on the neck and earlobes, our heads playfully moving back and forth. When I reached the top of her breastbone, Barbie Lynn flinched; she'd tried to loop her bum knee over my leg and the pain had been a sharp reminder of her limitations. I lowered myself and took a nipple into my lips and tickled it with my tongue.

"Does that make it feel better?" I teased her.

"Uh-huh," she purred, "now get back to it." I hardly felt inclined to deny her request and began alternating each nipple and breast. I let my lips and tongue go over every inch of her breast, especially along the base where a slight taste of sweat mixed with the scent of her body soap.

"Zane, I want you in me," she pleaded with sultry passion.

"But I want this," I responded, running my hand along her puffy cunt lips.

"I promise we can do that later, you know how much I love your tongue, but I'm missing something else even more," she expressed her desire.

I thought about the body dynamics of the situation and decided the best solution was to roll Barbie Lynn's hips on their side, lifting her left, uninjured leg to my shoulder. Retrieving the warm lube, I rubbed some liberally over her butt hole and two of my fingers, pushing the middle finger gently in first.

Barbie Lynn flexed her body and moaned as the finger pressed into her. Soon she was rocking her hips and pushing down on my hand.

"That still looks painful," Iona whispered as she moved in for a closer look.

"The pleasure far exceeds the pain, Shugah." Barbie Lynn expressed what was about to come.

I leaned/crawled over her hips, one hand still working Barbie's tits over while I kissed a nipple and tugged on it with my teeth. Barbie was letting her arm roam around when Iona intercepted it and put the blonde's fingertips to her mouth. Unbidden, Iona began sucking on those fingers and I could see that Barbie was torn between the eroticism of the act and the fact it was innocent little Iona who was doing it.

Barbie Lynn used her free hand to push her succulent boob deeper into my mouth...not that there was any way I could get it all into my mouth. Iona went from finger to finger, spending extra time on the thumb. Barbie's chest began heaving from the excitement and took a jolt when I sunk my second finger into her rectum.

"Are you okay?" Iona worried.

"Yes, yes, yes," Barbie Lynn exulted happily, "and it's going to get better real soon."

I decided to move two fingers along her sopping wet slit and let my thumb depress her clit and rub it around.

"Aha...ah...oh, yeah," she panted as my hands began working in tandem. I could tell Barbie Lynn was fighting a losing battle against her orgasm and I wasn't in a mood to make things easy. I rammed my two fingers deep into her ass while biting her nipple and strumming her clit as fast as I could.

"Lord Jesus loves Meeeeeee!!!!" she went off. "Gah! Yeah, yeah...oh...ugh...baby...Yes!" Barbie Lynn went on and on with increasing volume. Her pussy dripped all over my fingers, slick and sensual to my touch. I brought those fingers to my lips, going back for a second taste while her body still shook from her climax.

"Don't mind us," Rio announced as she strolled into my room, pulling a reluctant Mercy behind her. "My bitch is here and I'm going to bite a chunk off."

"Hi, Mercy," Iona waved. Mercy shot her an embarrassed smile. Rio led her to the far side of the bed. I was a bit concerned that too many people were coming into my room but I couldn't look everywhere and pay attention to Barbie Lynn and Iona too.

I took up the lube and coated my cock. Before I could spread it out evenly, Iona reached down and did the job for me, even sharing a shy smile with me as she did so. She even helped me lodge it against Barbie Lynn's anus. Iona felt the tension along my penis until Barbie's sphincter gave way and let me in, then she moved her hand away.

"Wow," she whispered, even as Barbie Lynn sighed in satisfaction. As a counterpoint, we heard

"On your knees, Slut-Bunny," Rio barked to Mercy. She pushed Mercy forward face-first on the bed, flipped up her skirt, and took a bite out of her butt. Mercy yelped and buried her face in the sheets. Sometimes Rio could be sane, but totally nuts was her default setting.

I measured the tremors in her body as I gently pressed my body onto Barbie Lynn's hips, deepening the penetration of my cock into her back passage.

"Oh, God, Zane," she moaned. "This never gets old...filling me up like you do." I slapped her meaty butt cheek hard enough to leave an angry red handprint. Barbie gave a deep intake of breath that became a squeal of joy.

Mercy grunted as Rio yanked her panties off her butt and down her legs.

"Crawl over there and give Barbie Lynn a kiss," Rio demanded. Mercy gulped and hesitated to respond so Rio hauled off and smacked her butt hard enough for people outside the room to hear. Mercy's eyes grew wide, her mouth gaped open, and her cheeks flushed, then she smiled.

She made her way slowly across the bed, clearly enticing Rio to spank her several more times. Mercy first brought Barbie Lynn's gaze over toward her by tipping her chin with one careful hand. The first kiss was tentative and tender. SMACK!

"Kiss her like you want to be kissed, you whore!" Rio taunted Mercy. As she spanked her with one hand, she drove two fingers into Mercy's cunt with the other.

I had to assume that Mercy was already pretty wet because instead of pulling away from the penetration, Mercy leaned forward on her elbows while thrusting her hips back against Rio's intrusion. While I was being sensitive to the slow burn Barbie Lynn was going through, Rio drove her hand rapidly like a maniac.

It was a good thing that Mercy liked it rough, but then she chose to be with Rio as much as Rio chose to pick on her. At the opposite side of the expression spectrum, Iona curled up against Barbie's other side and let her lips gracefully flit along the shoulder and arm. Mercy returned for another kiss at the same time I reached my full expansion inside of Barbie Lynn.

"Oh...my," Barbie gasped. I waited as she adjusted internally while Mercy kissed her with a lot more passion and intensity. That didn't stop Rio from administering a few more sharp smacks to Mercy's bottom, compelling Mercy to rumble with a hunger for more. Iona let her lips migrate from arm to hip, and leading up Barbie Lynn's hip to my stomach.

"Reach a hand back here and take over, you slut," Rio told Mercy. When Mercy made the maneuver, Rio began stripping down. Unlike this weekend, she had only her two labia piercings in, though she still had her tattoo along the hip. She gave me both raised eyebrows to go along with her insane grin as the clothes finished coming off.

I partially withdrew my member from Barbie Lynn, eliciting a moan. Iona settled up against me, resting her hands on my chest and hip. I kept a grip on Barbie's hip and slipped a hand around Iona's hip and buttocks, rubbed it along her anus, ending at her pussy.

"Ugh," Iona grunted, as I stroked her kitty and sunk a finger inside.

The group of us got into a rhythm once Rio knelt behind Mercy and began lapping up her pussy and squeezing her ass. By the way Barbie Lynn was pushing and rotating her hips, grabbing the sheets in tight fists and moaning between her kisses with Mercy, she was approaching her second orgasm.

"Zane...Jesus Christ, Zane...oh, God, Baby...ah, aha...YES!!!" she screamed. Her ass muscles gripped, twisted, and squeezed my cock so hard, it took all my concentration to not shoot off into her rectum. Barbie Lynn kept pulsing and rocking over the sheets as waves of intense pleasure crested and slowly worked its way through her system.

Iona and I started seriously kissing as she stood on her knees beside me.

"I want to try something," I told her.

"He wants to try something?" I heard Valerie's voice talking to an unseen party. "Somehow the current five-way isn't enough for him." There was a snort in agreement of that.

I pumped Barbie Lynn four times in quick succession, then leaned back until my cock was at the very edge of leaving her butt. My torso pivoted, I slipped my arms between Iona's legs and pulled her up by her buttocks and to me.

"What?" she gasped.

As Iona rose up and I twisted back to a face-forward position, I licked and tongue-tickled my way from her chest, to her stomach, and finally to her pubic hair.

"Ah...oh, okay," Iona exhaled with pleasure. She put her hands on my shoulders, moved higher, and moved her legs over my arms and rested them on my shoulders.

I still had to hold tight to her ass and raise her to the point I could get my mouth fully on her clit and moist lips.

"Oh, damn," Rio giggled, "Zane's making me pull out my toys." SMACK! "Mercy, you behave." Rio moved off the bed, stopped, and said, "You had better not remember where I'm getting these from," to another person.

"I wouldn't think of it," Dana Gorman allowed. Clearly my surprise showed in my body because she spoke again. "I wanted to see what all my girls were giggling and whispering about in the showers. I put it down to standard virgin girl hysteria. Now..."

"I half expect some porn director to say 'Cut -- print' at any second," Valerie added.

I really didn't need my sex life critiqued at this moment. I was balancing one girl on my face, licking her silly, while pounding Barbie Lynn's ass. Seriously, can't a man have a simple three-way with two college girls in his room in peace? I was soon too overwhelmed by the price of my sexual ambition to worry about that question.

I drank deep of Iona's nectar, licking along the folds from top to bottom while letting my upper lip press against her throbbing clit. She took one hand from my shoulder, wrapped it up in my hair, and cautiously pushed my face deeper into her cunt.

"Oh, God, Zane...ah, yes, yes, yes," she panted. "That's it...right there...AH!"

Iona began riding my face with greater and greater vigor. Barbie Lynn gyrated against my crotch. I heard a vibrator cut on and Mercy groaned as Rio did something to her. I suspected that was moving her off Barbie because Barbie began using greater force against me. I began to feel a tightness building up in my guts as my blood pounded from the exertions I was putting myself through.

"Come here, Mercy," Rio coaxed, "On your back, my little slut, and spread those legs." I wished I could see what she was up to because soon Mercy was moaning and gurgling all over the place.

"Please, Rio," Mercy pleaded, "please..."

"Do you like that?" Rio teased. "Wiggle that ass for me, then, Baby."

"Ah...oh, Rio, I love you," Mercy moaned. SMACK!

"None of that, you skank," Rio snapped. "You are my toy, nothing more."

"Yes," sobbed Mercy.

"Good girl," Rio responded. Mercy gave off a hiccup, then a gasp of pleasure. "You know you are my tight-ass whore; right?" Her victim lurched and moaned several more times.

"Yes, yes...I understand," Mercy gasped. "I'm yours...whenever...you want." SMACK!

"Good girl. Now shake that ass, Bitch," Rio continued. Mercy began making choking -- sobbing sounds. "Don't you dare cum until you get me off. Work that tongue like you mean it." I could now visualize Rio and Mercy in a sixty-nine, Rio on top, with a dildo up Mercy's butt.

While figuring that out, I almost missed Iona starting to spasm on my face. I could feel her vagina contracting on my tongue. One hand was yanking and releasing my hair while the fingernails on the other dug into my shoulder. I moved my tongue and latched onto her clit with my lips and sucked on it for all I was worth.

"Ah...oh, oh...oh, ZANE!!!!!" Iona screamed. Her fluids dripped over my nose, into my mouth, and down my chin, but that wasn't my problem. My problem was that Iona's body was convulsing, bending her backward toward the head of the bed and me forward into Barbie Lynn. Of course, if I couldn't stop Iona's progress, she'd topple onto Barbie Lynn too.

"Oh, Godfuckdamn!" Barbie exploded as I rammed my full length into her inadvertently. "Jesus, love..." which was cut off by her orgasm taking over. Her anal muscles constricted and that was it for me. Hot semen shot down Barbie's gut, causing her to scream even louder. My whole body was trembling from my ejaculation, plus the strain the two women were putting on me.

Somehow I hung on long enough for Iona to reach behind her, catching the headboard, while Barbie Lynn extended her arms up to brace Iona from tumbling over.

"Fuck, yeah, that's what I'm talking about," Rio laughed. "Mercy, you can come now."

"Uh...uh...thank...oh, God," Mercy gasped out. "Rio...uhmmm...ugh," she choked out before she buried her face into Rio's pussy and muffled further expressions of ecstasy.

"GRrrr," Rio growled, before burying her face into the top of Mercy's thigh. I figured by Mercy's thrashing that Rio took a bit of a nip out of her playmate's flesh. In a shuddering heap of sweaty flesh, Iona, Barbie Lynn, and I flopped onto the bed without anyone being crushed. They lay there while I remained on my knees.

"Damn," Valerie chuckled, "I feel like a virgin all over again."

"Hell, I need to take a shower and I just sat here," Gorman agreed. I moved between Barbie Lynn and Iona. "Fuck...he's still hard."

"Zane's like that," Barbie Lynn laughed between gasps of breath. "He's always hard after the first round, God bless his soul."

Iona snuggled into me, kissing my chest between gulps of air.

"It's only been thirty minutes," Iona sighed. "We'll let him recharge a little bit before going at him again."

"Yes, my butt hurts," Barbie Lynn added. "I won't be ready for...say an hour."

Rio dismounted Mercy and rolled next to Barbie Lynn.

"Mercy, get up here and kiss me, damn it," Rio breathed huskily. Mercy staggered around on all fours and crawled up Rio's body until she straddled her. A dreamy smile on her face, Mercy went to kiss Rio on the lips but Rio stopped her.

"No, you don't, you cunt," Rio chastised her. "Here," she indicated her chin. Mercy kissed it. Rio then led Mercy on a slow quest over her nose, cheeks, earlobe, and finally the lips. Rio grabbed Mercy's hips and pulled the older girl down on top of her.

"Okay, I have to ask; how did Rio end up in bed with Mercy? Mercy is one of my better martial artists and Rio is...well, Rio -- kind of an annoying little twerp," Gorman wondered.

"I won her playing bingo," was Rio's smarmy comeback.

"They developed a relationship when you put her in our path," I was a bit more honest. "Mercy discovered something about herself and someone in Rio who could satisfy her needs." To emphasize the point, Rio spanked Mercy's ass hard and the girl humped Rio in response.

"So, besides Cappadocia, are there any of my other girls you...have a relationship with?" Dana inquired. She even leaned forward on the chair she was sitting on.

"What makes you think Cappy and I have a thing?" I asked.

"On Monday," Dana rolled her eyes at my naiveté, "she hated you and on Wednesday, she couldn't keep her eyes off of you and couldn't drive the other teammates out of the gym for your...private lesson. Just because I'm over thirty doesn't mean I'm soft in the head."

"That's not fair, Coach," Rio smiled past Mercy. "We never thought you were bright."

Before I could say or do anything, Barbie Lynn elbowed her.

"Ow!" Rio snickered. "Why are you hitting me?"

"I owe you. You said a bad thing, and Zane says never fight yesterday's battles. Now that the Coach is no longer the bad girl, we don't pick on her," Barbie Lynn explained.

"But I'm always annoying," Rio countered. "Why is this time special?"

"Rio, don't you think Zane deserves a break? He's always throwing himself onto the train tracks for you and you give him shit for it," Barbie Lynn sounded a bit cross. "After all, you wouldn't have Mercy if you'd had your way. Zane was right about you being good for the rest of us to know, and he was right about saving Mercy. I trust him about Coach because I trust you too."

"Trust -- smust, I'll keep my spank-o-matic," Rio grimaced. She clearly got Barbie Lynn's point but admitting it at the moment wasn't in her. "So, does anyone want to give Mercy a hard spanking? If not, I'm going to get my big strap-on and ream her ass until she is so hoarse, she can't scream anymore."

"Don't you think you two need to grow together before using the 'OMG' model?" I warned her. That thing would tear Mercy's unprepared butt to shreds. I reached over Barbie Lynn and spanked Mercy four times, two to each ass cheek. She yelped and jolted with each contact, and while tears welled in her eyes, she couldn't have been happier.

"I'm getting my favorite strap-on, then," Rio wiggled from under Mercy.

"Hold her back," Valerie joked. "She's lost her mind." Mercy buried her face in the bed, shook her head, and raised her butt up in the air. "Fine, if it's the Spas-monkey you want, so be it."

"Have some of this," Barbie Lynn fished out the lubricant and handed it to Mercy. "I don't know how patient Rio is going to be when she gets back."

Rio, who was only a few feet away getting out and attaching her strap-on, stuck out her tongue at Valerie and Barbie. "Spas-monkey? I prefer Vibrator-Bunny, or didn't you two get my tweet?"

"How about Vibrating Spas?" Iona suggested. Rio howled and charged the bed.

"That's it," she giggled, "that tight little virgin butt-hole is mine!" Iona squawked and buried herself under my side.

"That's my virgin butt to nurture and enjoy, bro, not yours," I taunted Rio as I reached around and put a comforting arm around Iona. I wasn't sure how Iona would take that. Her kisses to my ribs ended those worries.

"I'll nipple twist you for her," Rio grinned. Belying her threat, she was lining up behind Mercy while Mercy was rubbing lube all along her ass cleft and anus.

"I never considered the benefits of anal sex in a school full of virgin school girls," Valerie mused. "Oral sex, I expected, but not anal."

"Somehow, when the Founders created the Purity Pledge, I suspect they were forbidding all kinds of intercourse, but they never counted on Zane," Dana stated.

"Rio, I'm not going to take you on in a contest you love and I hate," I smiled. "How about a shoot-off? I'll spot you two orgasms."

"Four," Rio hissed. She'd spread the oil over her dildo and was slowly pushing it into the ass of Mercy. Mercy had her face still buried in the sheets, her fists balled up and her hips pushing back.