Crowd Control with Hyper & Downer

We watched them wiggle their cute and well-fucked asses across the parking lot, get in the red Sirocco, wave bye, and peel out of sight.

Then it occurred to me.

"You know, Alan, I'm not complaining, but we should have had an orgy with those two."

"Yeah, seems likes a no-brainer—now that they're gone."

In the words of Muddy Waters, "I just can't be satisfied."