Dimensional Portals Suck Ass

Marley was dead: to begin with. Hold it… no, no that’s not right. My mind is wandering. What was I gonna write about? MATT! Yeah, Matt was a bastard. And I mean it in the sense that he sucked monkey balls. That’s an expression I like, sucked monkey balls. Anybody ever played blowsy Checkers? That’s where if you have a jump and you don’t take it the Checker that missed his kill dies.

THAT GAME SUCKS MONKEY BALLS.

What the Hell was I talking about? Monkeys, Checkers… oh, Matt, anyway he’s a real bastard, such a bastard that he refused to admit the glory of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. I KNOW! Crazy, but true. He even said Jackson “butchered the epic” SERIOUSLY!

So ounce upon a time our random scrub was pulling out of a parking lot (he was in Sears, killing time by wondering around smelling perfumes and starring at the half naked women on the posters) when a deranged UPS delivery man came flying around a nearby corner at 80 miles an hour (no doubt trying to keep on schedule).

When the truck impacted Matt’s car, two books in the back were hurled against each other, these two books being Tolkien’s “The Fellowship of the Ring” and Robert A. Heinlein’s “Starship Troopers”. Apparently the men that loaded the truck did not realize that they had placed the second most holy book in creation next to the foulest piece of shit ever written (except of course Sense and Sensibility, which was not written so much as forged in a fiery chasm of boredom and wickedness).

On a more somber note, the mailman broke his right middle finger, and would never be able to flip the bird with that hand again.

So anyway, naturally when these books touched the forces which hold existence together caved in on each other and a rift in the space-time continuum was opened, which sucked Matt into another dimension, unfortunately, Matt just missed landing in Bill Gate’s garage when Bill was looking for money to fund Microsoft, instead Matt was cast into a strange new world. Matt found himself lying on his back in a jungle. When Matt stood up and looked around he quickly realized that he had been tossed through dimensions.

Matt sighed, “Well, at least I didn’t end up in the desert. Desert dimensions always suck monkey balls.” Thus comforted, Matt began to inspect his surroundings.

There were a lot of pines around, but nothing curious. Matt choose a random direction and began to walk. Soon he came to a clearing, on the other side there was a river, and two women were washing clothes in it.

“Perhaps I’ve just been teleported to another spot on Earth!” Matt was relived by the sight of the women. Hoping he was right, he ran quickly across the field.

The women spotted him well before he got there, they smiled and waved. When he reached them he was exceedingly joyous to hear them speak English. They introduced themselves as Kala and Charu. They had darkly tanned skin; both stood quite tall, and were butt naked. This made it easy to see that they had huge, firm tits and asses.

Kala’s hair was down to her waist, but Charu’s was cut short, Matt couldn’t stop a glance below the waist, to behold their quite hairy nether regions. Charu had a bottle swinging at her side, tied to a thin leather belt.

Now I know your thinking, “Hey, didn’t he notice that they were nude before he got across the field?” Well, no. You see, besides being a massive bastard Matt is just not very observant. But really, no more questions you’re slowing the story down! Jeez.

Matt starched the back of his head, “Boy I’m glad to meet you guys, could you help me out?”

Kala smiled brightly and said, “Of course, we’ll help you in any way we can.” She gave a wicked glance to Charu and they stepped up beside him. Matt, slightly uncomfortable, watched each girl take one of his arms and run their hands up and down them, Kala pulled his T-shirt off over his head, and Charu reached down to her side and pulled the cork of her bottle, she poured some of the liquid out on her hand and began to rub it on his arm.

Not that matt objected to complete strangers rubbing him, but the sight of one of his best T-shirts on the ground was most upsetting; after all, grass stains are a bitch to get out.

“Um, if you guys could give me some directions… I could, uh, move along…” Matt bent down and stepped forward to pick up his T-shirt. Suddenly Kala yanked his arm and brought him back to her.

“Now, now, cutie, you ain’t going anywhere!” Matt was amazed at how strong the women was as she twisted his arm and he fell to his knees. “Ahh! Cut it out!” Matt looked up into her gloating eyes.

Charu spoke up from behind him, “Damn, we haven’t seen a full man in forever, I thought everybody had been converted!” Kala smiled, “Well, we got one now so let’s have some fun with this bitch-boy.”

Kala slid her hand down her stomach to her pussy and began to twist and pull and her clitoris, which Matt now realized had been moistening as soon as he arrived. He felt Charu’s hands running the cold oily liquid over his shoulders.

“Hey now,” said Matt, “if you really wanta then okay.” Matt unbuckled his belt, slid off his pants, and looked over at Kala, he was shocked to see that a respectable sized penis had sprouted from between the top of her pussy lips. Charu’s hands ran over his belly and poured oil onto his crouch, she then came around in front of him and sat between his legs.

Kala stepped up to him and held her hard cock up to his face. At this point Matt protested that he had an urgent meeting to attend, Kala and Charu did not however, seem to believe him. And when he stood up to go he was treated to a viscous twist of his leg by Charu, and he fell back down.

Kala grabbed the back of his head and pushed her cock in his protesting mouth, it was coated with a warm white slime that tasted like Mountain Dew, which of course made Matt gag. Kala laughed and rammed her meat down Matt’s throat.

Matts body was quickly being covered in oil by Charu, who was paying special attention to rubbing his nipples. His arm began to tingle, and the sensation soon spread throughout his body. Crawling with goose bumps and choking on a women’s seven inch dick was a new experience for Matt, not to say that he is well traveled or anything, but his experiences in sex had simply never included anything like this.

When Charu felt his body adequately covered, she lowered her head to his penis and kissed the tip. Matt shuddered and she smiled. As her lips wrapped around the head she cupped his balls in her hand and lightly squeezed them. He felt her hot tongue swirl around his swollen member as her head descended to the base. Her nose buried itself in his public hair and he moaned though the throbbing meat in his now slimly mouth.

His attention was pulled away from her worship of his cock by Kala demanding similar treatment for hers. She withdrew her slimly tool from his mouth and presented her hot, moist pussy lips. Matt, preferring this to his previous charge ran his tongue from the bottom to the top of her slit; he pressed his nose against the base of her cock and delved into her with his tongue.

Kala was not short on encouragement, “That’s it bitch, get momma ready, oh, fuck yes, shove it deeper baby, make me feel good, get me warmed up.” About this time Matt began to feel weak, and he slowly lay back. Kala kept her cunt glued to his face as he lay flat, and she sat over his head, with one knee on each side as he came to rest.

The tingly sensation intensified, especially on his penis, sill warm in Charu’s wet throat. Kala began to play with her breast, squeezing and twisting them, pulling and pinching her nipples. “Oh shit, I’m almost there slut, just a little bit more.” Such positive comments increased Matt’s vigor, and though his body was weak has tongue was frantically swinging up and down Kala’s wet pussy.

Just above his nose her tool bounced around, it slapped his forehead and left a drop of warm slime, which was excreting from it’s pores and flowing from the piss-hole, it ran down the base and around his lips, Kala looked at the direction of his gaze. “You like it yet?” Matt shook his head in the negative. “Well, you soon will.”

Her hands fell from her boobs to her cock and she began to jerk herself off slowly. She grabbed the base of her prick and squeezed tightly, then she slowly pulled her hands up to the tip, and to Matt’s surprise she pulled out another six inches from her cunt, when she let go her monster fell on his face.

She picked it up again and bent it, it bent easily and she ran her hands along it twisting it and warping it, but when she let go it popped back as straight and hard as before. Kala turned around facing Charu and Matt’s view of his body was unblocked. Matt could not believe his eyes, down his body his hair had fallen off, and his chest had sprouted huge tits, easily as big as Kala’s. Charu smiled up at him and reached one hand out to cup his firm new jugs.

Matt screamed in pain as she squeezed his left breast hard, it was very sensitive and Charu had no mercy. Repositioned so that her cock head lay on his lips the base of the monster was over his forehead, Kala said, “Charu and I are just fixing you up into a better fuck-toy.” She reached down and stroked his neck, “Um, I can’t wait to feel my cock raping your virgin throat, so let’s do it.”

Matt felt unable to resist as Kala slid her cock into his mouth. Her swollen head passed though his lips and over his tongue. It pressed against the back of his throat and he gagged. Kala ignored him and pressed her member into his mouth until he felt her cock bend and force its way toward his stomach. He felt his throat expand as Kala brutally shoved herself into him. He soon felt his lips touch the base of her penis and she slowly pulled out, till only the tip was in his mouth, then she shoved it back in as fast as she could and began to fuck his throat like a manic.

Charu spoke up from below, "Make sure you grease up his breasts, eh?" Matt couldn't turn his head to lookdown at her, but he could still feel her tongue working on his balls. Kala grunted and reached down to stroke his neck, which throbbed as her cock head plunged in and out.

"Won't be long now baby, oh fuck yeah, your such a good cunt, I'll fill you with spunk." Suddenly she slammed into him and held her cock buried in his throat, he felt it begin to pulse and Kala moaned and shuddered.

Matt felt his stomach fill with warm cream and whimpered as he realized a ridiculous load of cum was pouring into him. Kala slowly pulled out, his throat being coated in jizz from her spurting cock on it's way out. When the head came to his mouth his tongue was instantly covered in semen. The head slipped out of his full mouth and her cock sprayed cum on his tit's like a water hose.

Charu pulled herself up his length and took the prick into her mouth, moaning as she drank down the nectar. Matt coughed and cum drooled out onto his chin and neck. Charu spat out Kala and moved her face to his. She shoved her cum covered tongue in his mouth, stirring around the load there.

Sitting upright, she took his cum soaked breast in her hands and pressed them together, Matt felt the hard cock between his new breasts and knew she had sprouted one to match Kala's. Giggling, Charu began to fuck his tits, the sticky jizz coating her penis as it popped over and over again out between his jugs, slamming his chin.

He saw Kala squeezing out her last drops of cum into her right hand. She got on her knees and bent toward his crouch, Charu blocked his view, but he felt her pour the puddle of semen from her hand onto his penis, she messaged the length of his shaft and rubbed his balls. His penis began to tingle.

Charu's cock had dried up all the cum between his boobs and was roughly tearing between them. The valley between his tits grew hot, and Charu began to moan. "OOhhh!, you like it? huh? I love it, your tits are such great fuck toys, I could jerk off with them a dozen times tonight, if only your ass wasn't so inviting, but first I'll give you a taste of my seed, I know you'll like it, I've got just as much as Kala for your hungry cunt mouth." Despite himself Matt felt his stomach growl, he'd just swallowed a pant of jizz but he felt ready to guzzle twice as much.

Then Matt felt an odd sensation, Kala's lips wrapped around the full length of his cock and her tongue pulled his balls into her mouth. "No way!" Matt screamed, then he felt his balls contract and he spewed his load into Kala's hungry mouth. When he cried out in pleasure, Charu pushed her cock up through his breast and kissed his mouth with it, cum poured onto his tongue and without thinking he took her ass cheeks in his hands and pulled her cock into his face. He drank her seed greedily, until he had to back off for air, and the fountain of sperm covered his face.

Matt fell back on the ground and began to smear the cum on his breast around and play with his nipples, then he felt Kala licking his crouch, but instead of the normal feeling of her tongue sliding over his balls he was very aware that she licked from his ass to his belly button without interruption. Matt tried to sit up but his muscles felt drained and he fell back down. Charu stepped over him and milked her cock, semen dripped out onto his crouch, which began to burn.

"AAHH!" Matt yanked his legs up to his chest and clawed at his crouch. Wiping away the girl's cum he was shocked to see his skin spilt, and a pussy bloom.

Matt stared in shock. After a moment Charu took his ankles in her hand and spread his legs. She lowered her head to his new mound and lapped at it. Kala bent down and started chewing on his nipples. Charu lowered her attentions to his ass; she pushed one finger, then two, into his virgin hole. She twisted them around and then pulled them out and turned him over. He lay on his stomach and Charu climbed on his back, her nipples pressed into his skin and he felt the head of Charu's dick push against his asscheeks.

They spread slowly and the cock tunneled toward his waiting asshole. When it touched he couldn't suppress a moan, new cravings spread though his body and he arched his back, loving the feel of her boobs bobbing up and down on his back.

Charu laughed, "I guess he likes it now, huh? Which do you prefer Bitch, having me suck you balls, or swollowing our cum? Do you want us to ram your virgin slut body?"

"Oh yes," Matt agreed, "Make me your whore, I love your cocks, please fuck my ass, and my pussy, Kala, fuck my cunt, please baby." Charu forced her tool into Matt's willing annus, then she rolled over so she was on her back and he was on top. Kala crawled over to his dripping pussy and ran her cock head around his lips.

"What was that you wanted?" she teased.

"Stick it in me, put you dick in my cunt and fuck me, I want it so bad..." Kala worked her dick into his virgin pussy and started to fuck him in earnest. Charu bucked her hips, fucking his tight ass. Matt screamed in ecstasy, delirious as both his holes were assaulted by the girl's hard cocks. Sandwiched between their thrashing bodies, Matt had his first orgasm as a woman when his ass and cunt were filled with their seed.

Matt, never having been good for long in bed, promptly fell asleep. Of course, when you've just been turned into a girl and you go to bed you always have the strangest dreams. When Matt woke up from a fight to the death with killer penguins, he staggered down to the river. Arriving at the edge he had mixed feelings about seeing a sexy women staring at him from the water surface. But he was most sure that he was upset about the grass stains which had ruined his T-shirt. He was, however, given some consolation by finding the “Fellowship of the Ring” laying on the ground, which could only be a good omen for the future.

Matt quoted to himself, “It’s a dangerous business Frodo, going out on the road…” Ain’t that the truth.