Film Buff Ch. 01byMaced©
Film Buff: Chapter One – On The Road
DISCLAIMER: None of this is true. I do not own any of the films mentioned.
I had been working as a film journalist for a long time. Now I say film journalist, but what I really mean is I wrote the reviews for the latest films in the local paper. It was decent money, and every now and then I could write an opinion piece, which is what I really loved to do.
This was all well and good while it lasted. But it didn't take long for me to fuck it up entirely. One week I had to review the "film" Jack and Jill, starring Adam Sandler. Once I handed in my review to the editor, he told me to redo it, and make it more positive. After I asked him why, he explained that Coke Cola was a sponsor for both the movie and our newspaper. I went back to my office and wrote a more light-hearted, positive review of the film and put it in an envelope.
I walked down to the editor's office and showed him the revised review, he was quite happy with it, so happy that he gave it to his secretary to take straight to printing. Little did he know, what he had sent to the printers wasn't the revised review, but the original, I had stealthily switched the two at the last second.
So of course the paper comes out, with my original negative review intact. I was immediately yelled at and fired, and put on a blacklist for every publication in the city. Probably the worst career choice of my entire life.
Now I was a down on his luck writer with nothing to write about. The most depressing part of my life by far, I just spent all day watching movies and masturbating to the sex scenes. That was until I saw an ad in the classifieds; some scientist was looking for a test subject for his latest invention. It paid a hundred bucks a day, and it seemed like it would be easy enough.
So I called up the place, to see if it was legit. You never know with these kinds of places. The phone rang, and rang, maybe the place was out of business, or he was full up with test subjects. I was about to hang up when I heard a puffed out wheezy voice.
"Hello, X Zone Systems, this is Hal speaking"
"Uh.. Hi, I'm calling about the ad in the paper..?"
"Oh yes! Finally can you come in tomorrow? Or today even?" He said.
"Oh um... What's the deal with it though?" I asked.
"What do you mean?"
"Like what will I have to do?"
"Well it's a sex related study-" He started.
"Fuck this, I'm not going to fuck you, you sick bastard" I yelled.
"No, no, no, nothing like that" He promised.
"I'm just going to study you're reactions to various films" He said.
I perked up.
"Films? What films?" I asked.
"Well actually I want you to pick what films, pick a couple films that you've seen recently that have turned you on. I'll supply the rest" He stated.
"Oh, cool. I can come in later today then. I still get the full hundred yeah?"
"Yes, you'll still get the full hundred"
After hanging up the phone I grabbed the first two movies off of my jack off pile and left. I walked out the door, readjusting my jacket to sit more comfortably. The lab was only a couple of blocks away from my apartment so it wouldn't be a long walk. Eventually I arrived at the place and pressed the buzzer.
"Come on in"
I walked through the now unlocked door, and up a small flight of stairs. At the very top was another door, and opening that revealed a huge room taken up by millions of metal cables, all sticking out of a recliner chair. The cables took up the entire wall, save for a huge TV screen.
"This looks like a damn good way to watch a movie." I said to the white-haired man tinkering with one of the cables.
"Oh you won't be watching" He said as he put his hand out for me to shake.
I took it. "What do you mean?" I asked.
"Well, I guess it's safe to tell you now" He said, releasing his grip.
"My name is Hal Richards and I am the inventor of a machine that transfers the humans mind, into the physicality of the filmed world.
"What like virtual reality?" I asked.
"No more like, a whole separate reality, where the rules are slightly different"
"So I'll get to fly and shit like that?"
"Uh... Well yeah, I guess, it depends on the world you pick and the character you choose to play, but we're going to focus mostly on the sexual side of things" He explained.
"So let me get this straight, you're going to put me inside of my favourite movies, and get me to fuck my favourite actresses?"
"Well... basically... yes" He answered.
"Cool. Seems a bit farfetched though, are you sure people are going to respond to this concept?" I asked.
"People tend to buy into things like this a little bit more when it's sexually based, sort of like, how normally the plot of porn is pretty unrealistic, but people respond to it when sex is involved" He said.
"Alright, I'm in"
"Okay, give me the movies you brought and take a seat"
I handed him my copies of On The Road and Friends With Benefits and sat in the huge cable infested recliner. I waited for a little while, while he fiddled with some mechanical things behind me.
"This might sting a little"
Suddenly a huge electric current went through my entire body. I instantly thought that it was all a scam and that the sick fuck was just trying to kill me. I screamed in agony until suddenly it didn't hurt anymore, not only that but my chair had transformed into a car. I was sitting in the driver's seat in my boxers, next to Kristen Stewart, who was topless. Next to her Sam Riley, I couldn't believe it; I was inside of the movie On The Road.
We all sat next to each other in comfortable naked silence. That was of course until, Kristen Stewart starting rubbing our dicks through our boxers. It was an amazing experience. I didn't mention this before, but before this I had never had too much luck with the ladies, it had always either been really bad, or really awkward. I was always lit really terribly, and it was like I never got to see what I wanted to see, or do what I wanted to do. But I guess that's one of the benefits of being in a movie, someone has designed this scene to be as appealing as possible.
I had so many questions, like did I assume the identity of whatever character I was replacing, or was it my face they were seeing. My questions were immediately cut short when Kristen pulled my boxers down and started to massage my dick. I pulled my arm around her back while she pulled on my junk and shot a look over at Sam. He seemed to be quite enjoying himself as well. I kept one hand on the wheel as I put my hand on her hand and started stroking her luxurious hair.
She smiled at me with a knowing smirk, I motioned my eyes downward, and she nodded. With that confirmation I grabbed the back of her head and started to push it downwards, so that it was hovering over my dick. She licked her lips, Sam gave me a thumbs up, and she wrapped them around the head of my dick. Heaven. She was circling her tongue around it while she bobbed up and down. She was sucking dick like a pro.
That begs another question. Was she this good at sucking dick, because the character was good at sucking dick? Or was it because Kristen Stewart was good at sucking dick? I wasn't very sure how this all worked at this moment. And to be honest, at the time I didn't really care. All I knew is that now she had started to massage my balls, and that was just great.
She licked up the base and started bobbing again. I knew I was going to cum pretty soon, so I grabbed the back of her head and pushed it down further, forcing her into a deep throat. She just sucked harder, taking it like a real pro. I closed my eyes in pleasure I came in her mouth. I saw her lick her lips in satisfaction and everything started to change around me.
I was confused I was just getting used to that location, and now I'm in another? What if I wanted to do more with Kristen?
"The machine is only designed to put you in the movies at this point, I'm not sure how well it can handle you changing that, so when you made her suck your dick, you changed the fabric of the reality set up in the film" Hal's voice said.
"Well that's boring" I said.
"Don't worry, I'm sure the more time you spend in there the more flexible the rules will become" The voice said.
Suddenly I was sitting on a couch, next to Mila Kunis. Great, I was more excited about Friends With Benefits anyway. She was just staring at me; I didn't really know what to say.
"So?" She said.
"So what?" I asked, confused.
"What do you think of this friends with benefits idea?"
"Oh... That. Yes I think it's a great idea" I said.
"Good, because I didn't want to do this until you knew it didn't mean anything" She said.
"This" She said seductively as she leaned in and kissed me.
She straddled me and started to make out with me on the couch. It was easily the most passionate kiss I've ever experienced in my life. Our tongues swirled together as I started to feel around her back, eventually landing on her firm ass. This encourages her to start stroking my dick through my jeans. I moan in her mouth as I lift her up off of the couch, continuing to passionately kiss her as I move her towards the bedroom.
I throw her onto the bed and start to pull her jeans off of her legs as she pulls her shirt up over her body, revealing her bra and panties. I climb up her body as she starts to rip my jeans off, and rub my dick at the same time. After my jeans come off I start to kiss her stomach, and kiss my way downwards. I eventually reach her panties, I then use my hands to pull them down, as I start to lick her pussy.
She starts to moan as I circle my tongue around her clit. Interchanging between that and fucking her pussy with my tongue. She starts to hold my head down as I proceed to really start jamming my tongue deep in there. Suddenly she loudly comes to an orgasm and thanks me.
I lift my head up and look into her drop dead gorgeous eyes. I slowly creep up the bed until I'm lying next to her, panting. She takes this opportunity to roll over and climb on top of me. She starts to creep downwards, licking her lips as she goes. "Okay" I said. She takes my boxers off and starts to gently massage my cock. It was strange, it hadn't been long since I came before, but I was already at full attention. Perhaps something about this machine gave me more stamina.
Suddenly she took my junk into the full grip of her hand and started stroking it up and down, slowly, but with purpose. After a few seconds she released my cock, to spit into her hand and start stroking again. It felt so amazing. I was just still shocked that any of this was happening at all.
After a under a minute of this, she finally took the plunge over my dick, taking it full into her mouth. She bobbed up and down on my cock, sucking so hard on my dick that there was no airflow, just a vacuum of mouth. It was insane, it was the most hard core blowjob I had ever seen, and it was happening to me.
The sucking stopped, and she slowed down. She was teasing me. She was playing around with me, toying with my emotions. She licked the base of my dick up and down, slowly. She took turns licking the shaft, and kissing the head. It was a welcome break to the hard sucking of before, because it meant now I could go longer.
She dragged her lips downwards, and started to lick my balls. While she did this, she started to jack my dick at the same time. Then she started to cycle the two, between licking my balls and massaging my dick, to licking my dick and massaging my balls. Then just when I thought I couldn't take it anymore. She stopped, and crawled up the top off me, abandoning my dick.
"Fuck me" She said.
"With pleasure" I spurted out.
With that I flipped her over and rubbed my dick over her pussy.
"Fuck me!" She screamed.
I shoved my dick inside her pussy and pulled it back out. Deciding to go slow at first, to tease her much in the same way she teased me. Putting it in and out, making sure to bring my dick all the way outside every single time, just to watch her squirm. Then just as she made to tell me to fuck her harder, I jammed it in harder and deeper than ever before.
She lurched as I did this; the look on her face was of complete shock, like she'd never experienced a fucking this hard before. It was a first for me as well; I had never fucked anyone this hard before either, nor anyone this hot for that matter. I pondered the possibilities as I pounded her pussy. It didn't take long for her to scream in pleasure, signifying she had achieved her second orgasm.
With that she flipped me over and started to take charge. She started gyrating her pussy around my dick in a circular motion. She took bra off and threw it to the other side of the room. My hands immediately found their way massaging her small but firm breasts. This seemed to egg her on, because she increased the intensity of her riding, by not only circling, but sliding her pussy up and down my dick simultaneously.
My hands slid off her breasts and around to her back, moving them down until they were clenching her firm ass. Then I used my hands to lift her body up and down my dick. At the same time as this, I launched my dick up and down into her pussy. The sensation was intense, it didn't take long after this for me to realise I was going to cum. I grabbed her body close to me and shoved my tongue in her mouth while I pushed my dick harder up into her pussy, and came harder than I have ever cum before.
We held each other like this, my dick still deep inside her pussy for a long time. Eventually she fell asleep and I took this as my cue to exit. Quietly getting up and walking out of the bedroom door. Suddenly I felt dizzy and the world around me shifted, I was now lying down on a couch in a darkly lit living room.
I was confused; I didn't even know what movie I was in. Then it all dawned on me as I looked up to see Ellen Page standing in her Boltie costume.
"Can we go fight some crime?" She asked, distractedly.
I didn't answer. She turned on some music on the cd player near her.
"I know you can't make out with me," She said "But can the Crimson Bolt make out with Boltie?"
I knew what the movies answer was. But my answer was different. "Yes"
With that she practically ran over and jumped on top of me. Pulling my dick out of my pants and shoving it into her pussy. I had entirely no control over this situation. She just started bouncing up and down on my dick. Harder and faster, until.
"I'm cumming!" She screamed. Then it was all over. I felt more than a little bit cheated.
Then I was back sitting in the chair, starring at Hal, who was staring at me.
"Finally" He said. "Finally a successful test subject"
"What do you mean, finally?" I asked.
"This is the first time anyone has ever lasted longer than a few minutes in that machine; you were going so well that I decided to throw my own movie into the mix"
"That explains the unexpected rape scene" I muttered.
"Ahh, that's the beauty of it though, you weren't raped because you said yes, which means you actually changed the universe of the movie, that's not something I've ever been able to do"
"What's next?" I asked.
"Next, you go home" He said. "I need you well rested for tomorrow's session"
To Be Continued.