I stumbled upon this category in Literotica, and I found a perfect place to vent. I understand that some of you have been sending me emails looking for more stories, and I thank you for all of them. They are on their way, I promise. This time, however, I would like to speak on behalf of all who enjoy erotica, without going extreme - in other words, most of us. I did not know that there was a section on this wonderful website that was dedicated to essays and reviews, and I will take advantage. I deserve a say this one time!
The porn industry has it all wrong, and they're ruining the good name of 'erotica'. I'm talking about magazines, I'm talking about videos, and I'm talking about the Internet. That pretty much covers everything, but if I'm wrong, feel free to add your own.
What turns you on? Everybody has at least one thing, and most people have many things. Name any turn on and it's out there. Therein lies the problem. Like everything in this world that is a success (and by success, I'm speaking of the billions of dollars that the porn industry generates), the porn industry believes in overkill. If something turns someone on, then there is some idiot in a high place on the porn industry ladder that decides to shovel it into your face.
Men - do you like a woman with a shaved pussy? I do. I must admit, it's hard though. 99% of the women in pictures that you pull online are bald downstairs. 99% of the women in porn videos have shaved a shaved pussy. Overkill. I like women that are neatly trimmed, also. I probably like it more because you don't see it very often - everyone is shaved clean. Pornography needs to be more reflective of society, where I feel a little less than half the women between 18 and 35 are shaved bald (just a guess, based on my own experience), and the other half have hair. If Pornography reflected this, then being shaved would be that much more of a turn-on for me.
Another example - overweight women. I love women of all shapes and sizes. My current fiance is a meager 110 pounds, but I have been with women that weigh 175. I get turned on by different things at different times, and pornography needs to be more reflective of society here again. If I get in one of my moods, where I want to masturbate about a women who is overweight, I would like to find a story, or pull a picture (or video) of a women that is in the 140 to 180 pound range. Try finding that! Why is it so difficult? Most women in this world are in that range! No, if you have a fat fetish, you're stuck with stories/pics/vids of 550 pound women, and often they are eating a cake or something while some guys is fucking them. Proof positive that the men of power in the industry think they know what the typical guy or girl wants, but they couldn't be any further off.
Do you like 'creampie'? I like the idea of it. However, I wouldn't know. Anything dedicated to it has gallons of cum poured into some woman's pussy, and disgusting noises emerge as she squeezes it out.
I like feet. Why? Because I never see them in porn! Every sex scene around has a closeup of the action. This would be fine, as long as the camera panned out a little sometimes so one could see the entire bodies of the people involved. It wouldn't matter anyway, since all the women wear heels! If I were to go to site dedicated to feet, it's - you guessed it - overkill. Feet here, there, everywhere. Feet jerking cocks, feet getting cummed on, feet...you get the idea. I'm not into that, I just like it to be a part of the story/picture/video - not the main part!
These are just a few of the examples, and I'm sure my point has been made, although I could go on.
Here is the part that I have been building up to - what is wrong with storyline and seduction? Granted, the occasional porno that jumps right into the action is fine when one is in a hurry, but why is so difficult to find storyline and seduction? You often get too much storyline in romance novels and soft porn, and the hard porn doesn't have nearly enough! Those videos that are hardcore and make an attempt at a storyline almost always blow it. How? They have a nice storyline, nice buildup, a nice kiss, and then...suddenly...their clothes are off and they're fucking! What happened?
The best part for me about sex - both actual, physical sex, as well as sex portrayed in stories, pictures, and videos - the initial penetration. If you read my stories, you will note that I spend a lot of time in the buildup, and I'm pretty thorough with my description of the penetration. I am but one man, though. How often do you pop in a video and every sex scene may or may not involve a buildup, but often does not show the initial penetration!?
'Alright! They're getting naked! Yippee! They're kissing! Yip - Wha? They're having sex - how did that happen! Let me hit rewind....okay, kissing...kissing....now he's in her? When did that occur?'
Garbage.
Thanks for letting me rant, and thank you for all the comments. I have 133 stories posted at this point, with over a million views, and over 100 stories ranked 'hot'. Thank you for the votes and kind words. Hopefully a bigwig in the porn industry reads this and gets a clue. Yeah, right. Like any of them can read!
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Garbage. 1 star.
YES! Someone gets it...
I feel much the same as you my friend. What the hell is wrong with a little hair on the pussy? I like hair. I also like bald pussies, it really depends on the pussy.
I also have my moods and it is so hard to find good material. I love female orgasms, I particularly like good long pussy licking scenes where the woman actually have real orgasms. They are out there but as you say when done, its overdone. Why can't they just add a good pussy licking scene to the hetero porn videos and make it a regular feature like blowjobs and facials? I stopped watching 'hetero' porn long ago b/c the scenes are all the same: First blowjob then fuck, then anal, then facial. And the girl, of course, LOVES it. Yeah right.
And finally, I like your stories alot. I have you in my favs.more...
D'oh
I scored this a 2/5 for the sheer bitchiness and self-plugging that occurs in this self-described "rant." I agree with the few points you do make, but you herald yourself as somekind of pornographic prince. Cockmuncher.more...
So very true, I think this is why there's such a craving for amateur porn at the moment... although as with your examples this seems to be going into overkill, take the casting couch type videos.
A couple of sleazy guys with a video camera go and talk to a "random" hot girl in the street who seems all sweet, shy and innocent for a few seconds, then BAM she's got her clothes of and it sucking of fucking.
Ruins it for me too.more...
To me extreme is not sexy.
I suppose the industry provides what people like which is mostly crude and extreme. That is not what I like. For example a light spanking that may make a bottom pink can be sexy. However, excessive spankings or torture is a huge turnoff.
Big cocks of 6.5" or even very large cocks of 7" can be sexy. However, the 1 in 100 cocks that are 8" or greater are never sexy because they don't function well, the guys have genetic defects, and excited vaginas (typically about 4 inches) are not designed to stretch that far without pain.
Most vidieo porn is too crude. The women don't enjoy it and the men are creepy. I have seen amateur porn such as sex with a couple of good looking college students that is very sexy because there is emotion—the girl actually blushes. In pro porn too often the body is there but no one is home.more...
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