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Getting Rid of Friend's Boner

byAmyscute2000©

I know it has been a while but I figured it was time for a new story. Thanks everybody for all of your positive feedback along the way.



Where should I begin?

Well I got married 3 years ago a wonderful guy named David. I meet him through work when I was temping at a bank. We hit it off right away and he swept me off of my feet. Although we got to know each other very quickly, and he is by no means a prude, I decided not to tell him about my past, or my wild streak of showing off and getting into trouble and stuff. I basically didn't want to lose him. To this day he has no idea about the things I have done and I plan on keeping it that way.

David was offered a job down south in a different branch of the bank so we moved into one of those "new construction" communities. Our house is amazing, nice big backyard, fenced in pool, fireplace, etc. David knew one other guy from his bank who moved down here also a few years before us and so we became good friends with him and his wife. Their names are Brian and Vivian, they are both 35 I think, and very nice.

The Embarrassment

One day last August, I was laying out by our pool trying to get one last nice day of summer tanning in. David was in the house taking a shower and getting ready to go play golf with Brian at some new course that had just opened. Our yard is totally fenced in with an 8 foot high white solid fence so we have totally privacy. I wanted a really good tan so I decided to wear just a black g-string that David had bought me for. He knew I wore g-strings and thongs as underwear, so he thought it would be fun for him if I wore one for him by our pool once in while. I brought my ipod and a towel with me and walked out of our sliding door to the pool to lay down on one of our lounge chairs. After about 30 minutes or so I got kinda hot so I jumped into the pool just to cool off for a second. I climbed out of the pool and onto the diving board to lay there for a minute while I dried off. I loved to lay on the diving board. I was on my stomach with my eyes closed and I fell asleep. It couldn't have been much later when I felt a tap on my arm and jerked awake.

I opened by eyes expecting to see David, but it was Brian!!!

"Sorry to scare you," he said. "I am here to pick up David but nobody answered, the bell."

Brian had come around to our backyard and let himself in our back gate. I realized David must be in the shower. Then i realized what I was wearing, or rather, not wearing!! I was still a little wet, tan, and wearing just a few inches of fabric. Luckily I was still on my stomach.

"Umm, hi," I said, trying not to make a big deal out of it.

Brian was trying be a gentleman about it but his eyes were fixated on my naked ass. I sat up covering my chest with my arm and climbed off the board. I didn't know what else to do so I gave him a kiss hello on the cheek.

"Here, let me let you inside and I will get Brian," I said as I walked him back towards the house.

My towel was still on the chair so I headed for that but it was about 30 feet away. Brian walked behind me taking in the view. Since I wasn't wearing a top, he basically saw every inch of me naked from behind! I got goosebumps that were so big i could feel them on my legs. I hadn't let another man see me like this in years, and I must admit, I felt very excited and flushed.

I reached my towel and wrapped it around myself. Luckily it was big enough to cover everything. We went inside and I called for Brian and he came down ready to go. As we made small talk I could see Brian was focused on the fact that I was just wearing a towel and I could see the wheels in his mind spinning.

I went back outside and lay down, thinking about what had just happened. About 30 minutes later the phone rang.

"Hey its me," said David. "Sorry about before, I forgot to tell you Brian was on his way over, what happened?"

"Oh nothing!" I said, "Brian just caught me sleeping on the diving board, basically naked!"

"What?!" David asked surprised, "What do you mean, what were you wearing exactly?"

"Oh, just a g-string you big jerk!!" I said giggling.

"Man, listen Amy, I'm sooooo sorry! It was my fault," David said apologizing.

"I'm fine really, you should make sure Brian's heart is still beating," I said joking.

"Ha ha ha! Listen, I'll be home in a few hours," David said and hung up.

The Unexpected Predicament

A few weeks passed and the summer wore on. I saw Brian a few times here and there and he acted really cool and normal, not bringing up the way he saw me or anything, which I really appreciated.

One Saturday we were barbecuing at our house and Brian and his wife Vivian came over, along with another couple that we had made friends with, Wes and Jennifer. We were sitting around talking about how the summer was coming to an end soon and the weather would be getting colder before we knew it when Wes suggested we go to his town's private beach the next day. Wes and Jen lived two towns over, but it was close and their town had one of those beaches that was technically public, but you had to have a town parking sticker to park anywhere near the beach, so you basically had to live there or know someone to go there. David and I had never been but I had heard it was really nice and very quite there, not many kids or pool clubs there.

"That sounds great," David said. He looked at me and I nodded too.

"Awesome!" Wes said.

"Wait a minute," Jen interrupted, "I have a cooking class tomorrow."

"Oh sorry, I forgot" said Wes. "If we don't go tomorrow, the next couple of weekends are not good for me, it will slip by, and then we won't be able to go. Why don't you try to meet us there after your class?"

Jen agreed saying she would be done by around 3 so she could at least meet us for a little while. It was better than nothing.

We hung out the rest of the night and ate and drank a lot and danced by the pool.

When it was dark, and we were all good and drunk, I found myself talking to just Brian off to the side by the pool. Vivian had gone to the bathroom and David was getting more beers from the garage.

"I bet you stopped laying out on the diving board," Brian said smiling, looking over at the board where he found me a few weeks before.

"Ha ha! Actually I haven't, I just remember to LOCK our gate!" I said giggling.

"Any chance you will wear that bathing suit tomorrow? With a top I mean," Brian said, half joking, half studying me to see how daring I would be. It was clear he was trying to flirt.

"Hey, if David will let me!" I joked. "He might not like the idea of you ogling me again! And I bet Vivian won't either!"

Vivian came back out with David and we continued to drink and have a great time.

The next morning we got one set of bad news after another. First David got a call from work that a client was coming in on Monday afternoon and he had to work on a presentation for them, which would tie him up for most of the day Sunday. Then Brian called saying that Vivian was way too hung over. She drank too much and threw up half the night and was in no shape for being in the hot sun on the beach.

"So what," David said. "You know, why don't you and Wes at least go with Amy, Jen will at least meet you guys later, that way it won't be a total bust?"

David covered the phone and mouthed to me "Is that ok? You still wanna go?"

I nodded ok.

Hmmm, this would be interesting I thought. I went downstairs to eat breakfast. Just me and Wes and Brian on the beach. No David. No other wives for a while.

David came down a few minutes later.

"Sorry bout this," he said. "You sure you are cool with going with just them?"

"Yeah, sure" I said. "I just have to figure out what to wear," I said with a wink.

"Hubba hubba" David said mockingly. "Look at miss hot stuff!!"

David ate and got his stuff together for his trip to the office and I just sat in the kitchen thinking of what I should bring and wear.

I went upstairs to take a shower as David was walking out to leave.

"Have a good time," He said and gave me a nice long hot kiss.

I showered picked out a suit to wear. I decided to wear a simple two piece white bikini. It was cute and covered me pretty well while still showing off my boobs. It was cut pretty high on my legs and I thought it made my butt look great. I put on cut off jeans shorts and a button down shirt which I kept unbuttoned.

Brian came by about an hour later. I threw a book and some sunblock and my ipod into my back and ran out to the car. Wes was already with Brian so we headed straight for the beach.

It was further and took longer to get there than I though, probably because of all of the traffic lights. I sat in the back and every once in a while caught Brian peeking at me through the rearview mirror.

When we got to the beach we were happy to see it as practically empty. There was a random person or couple here and there, but we were able to walk a little and sit far away from anyone else. We dragged all of our stuff across the beach, including a cooler of beers that Brian had, and picked a spot and set up our stuff.

Brian took off his shirt, and to my surprise, he was totally built! I had never seen him without a shirt before and I have to admit I liked what I saw. It was obvious that he worked out a lot watched what he ate.

I turned away and slide down my shorts and took off my shirt and layed down on my towel. I caught Brian and Wes totally checking me out as it turned over.

"Ah man!" Brian said in a fake tone. "I was hoping for that black thong!"

"What black thong?" Wes asked, his interest piqued.

Brian explained to Wes that he had caught me by accident in a thong a few weeks before.

"Damn!" Wes said when Brian was done with the story. "Why do I always miss the good stuff!"

"Well if you are lucky, and the beach remains quiet and empty, maybe I will moon you!" I said giggling.

Big mistake!

"Hey, great idea Amy!" Brian said. "Nudity is actually allowed here, not favored, but people do it"

"No way, here?" I said not believing him for a second.

"I'm serious," Brian said. "Usually there is a guy or two naked, and sometimes even a fat lady topless."

Brian started pulling some beers out of his cooler and cracked one open for each of us.

"I don't believe you," I said.

"I'm telling you it's true! Wanna bet?" Brian asked.

"I'll tell ya what, after a few of these, if I see a person naked, then I'll take this suit off," I said.

"Oh yeah!!!!" Wes yelled. "The whole suit?"

"Oh wait," I tried to backtrack, "No just the top!"

"Well what if we see a lady with no bottoms and no top? How bout you do whatever we see?" Wes asked.

I was pretty sure I wasn't going to see any part of anybody naked at all, and I wasn't planning at all on following through with it anyway, although the thought of being naked on the beach did get me a little flushed.

I ignored their countless confirmations and followup questions and just read my book.

A few hours past and we took a dip in the ocean. The water was amazing!

It must have been around noon when we saw her. Out of the ocean, about 100 feet away, a woman was walking up the beach wearing nothing at all. She was heavy said and not that attractive, and definitely should have been covered up!

"Look!" Brian yelled. "I told you!"

Then Brian got embarrassed because he realized he was pointing and staring right at her. We all laughed.

"You know what that means?!" said Wes. "You gotta take that suit off Amy!"

By this time after a bunch of beers, we were all pretty buzzed and I figured they were just flirting and kidding.

"No way guys, you know I was only joking!" I said flustered.

"Hey I didn't think you were joking!" Wes replied, as Brian nodded.

"I mean hey, if you lay out in your backyard topless and in a thong, who knows what you will do!" Wes said trying to make his case.

"I'll tell ya what," I said, thinking this would end the discussion, "I will take my suit off if you guys take yours off!"

I felt pretty sure neither of them would do it. I knew Jen would show up in a few hours and I assumed neither had ever been nude on a beach before, and that they would worry about getting hard and would be embarrassed.

"I'm game!" Wes said.

"Me too!" Brian added with an ear to ear grin on his face.

"Ok, fine! But one rule, nobody says anything to our significant others!" I said.

"Deal!" Brian and Wes said at practically the same time.

"Let me call Jen," Wes said. "That way I know when she will be here, "Wouldn't want her catching us!"

"Good idea," I said.

Brian said since it was my bet to begin with I should take my suit off first. I figured it was easiest just to get it over with.

I stood up and looked around. Nobody was near us, the nearest person was a guy by himself maybe 200 feet away and he wasn't even looking in our direction.

So I reached back and pulled the strap of my bikini until I felt the knot give way and then in one motion I pulled my top down and away. I felt the sun and a slight breeze hit my nipples and they became instantly hard. I slowly looked up and saw both Wes and Brian's faces, which were about 4 feet from me. Their eyes were fixated on my boobs!! It had been years and years since anybody but David had seen me naked (well except for the thong incident with Brian). I felt like a college girl skinny dipping or flashing some guys for the first time. I got totally flushed and goose pimples, but I felt great.

"Wow!" said Wes. "They are amazing."

I shuttered a bit when hearing Wes refer to my breasts as "they." Trying not to lose the momentum or my guts, I hooked my thumbs into my bikini bottoms and slide them down my legs, past my knees, and let them fall to the sand. I stepped out of them and bent over and picked them up. I scrunched them into a ball with my bikini top and put them onto my towel.

Wes and Brian's eyes were glued to me the whole time, only now they were focused lower. I felt a hot flush come over me as I looked back at them.

"Ok guys! You've seen enough now, it's your turn!" I barked teasingly.

I didn't want to let them realize it but it felt good to be naked again in public like this.

Brian looked around and started undoing the string in his bathing suit and Wes did the same and they both took them off. I studied Wes who stepped out of his first. He had a nice penis, uncircumsized not that long but pretty thick and a nice sort of trim bush and from what I could tell nice balls. Then I looked over at Brian who was now also naked and...boing!!!! He had a total boner! He had a very nice penis, circumsized, about 7 inches or so.

"Nice hard on Brian," I said teasing again. "Is that because of me or is it because you're in public!"

"Ha ha!" Brian said, "No teasing, and remember, not a word about this to anyone! Especially Vivian and David!"

We all repeated the agreement to keep this incident a secret and tried to casually enjoy the rest of the day. We all sat back down on our towels and talked and drank some more. Occasionally a couple or a guy would walk by us from the ocean and just look over and smile after seeing we were naked.

After about an hour, a guy came close to use and Brian noticed he had a camera.

"Hey, I think that guy is taking pictures of us," Brian said.

We all looked over and sure enough, he was right. The guy definitely had a camera and he kept stopping as he walked and it looked like he was pushing the button on it and trying to take pictures of us while acting sly.

"I'm gonna go say something to him!" Brian said and got up and walked over to him.

Brian walked over and confronted the guy and from where we were we could see them getting into an argument. Brian got pretty animated, waving his arms up and down and making motions for the guy to just shew away, and even grabbing at the guy's camera. All the while Brian was buck naked! Luckily it looked like his hard on and subsided, probably from being so angry.

When he came back to our blanket he said that the guy was an amateur photographer and had taken a few pictures of all of us naked. He made the guy show him the pictures and delete them from his digital camera! Whew!!!!

We went on enjoying the afternoon. I couldn't believe we were just sitting with each other naked. I kept looking over at Brian to see if he was still hard, and to my surprise he was! For some reason Wes didn't have the same problem. I attributed Brian's hard on to embarrassment, but I also hoped a little bit was because he was naked in front of me, and also because he was looking at me naked.

Wes and I went for a walk. Brian stayed put because of his boner. We then sat and talked and drank some more. Wes said he was going to take a dip in the ocean before getting dressed as Jen would be showing up in about an hour.

I watched Wes's ass as he walked down the beach away from us. He had a really nice butt from running, but it was pasty pale white! Too cute!

A minute or so later I heard a noise. It was a four wheel motorbike with what looked like a cop in short sleeves coming down the beach. He was headed right for us!!!

"I wonder what this is all about," Brian said, quickly turning over and trying to hide his erection.

The Cop came closer and closer and finally stopped just a few feet from our blanket.

"Sir!" the Cop shouted, "Come over here for a minute. I need to have a word with you"

Brian got up reluctantly, his boner pointing straight out and still rock solid. I would have felt bad and embarrassed for him had I not realized I was naked myself and the cop seemed to be looking me over as well as Brian.

"Is something a problem," Brian said, "I thought nudity was allowed on this beach because it's private."

"Well it is," the Cop answered, "But sex on the beach is not allowed!"

The Cop moved a bit closer to me and Brian backed up towards our blanket.

"What? Wait a minute," Brian stammered, looking over at me. "We weren't having sex!"

"I got a report a few minutes ago from a caller from the beach that said there was a couple of people up here having sex right around here" the Cop said angrily.

I wondered if he had the wrong area, then realized it must have been that photographer creep that Brian had chased down. Maybe he was trying to get even with us.

"No look you've got it wrong, we weren't having sex, we are not even married!" Brian said.

The Cop looked at Brian, then he looked at me up and down. It hadn't occurred to me to cover up and I saw his eyes roll over my body.

"What do you take me for a moron!!" the Cop yelled. "I know you are married, I see her engagement ring and wedding band right there on her hand, and you two are alone naked!"

Brian tried to explain that we weren't even alone.

"Look, our friend is here too, we have a third pair of sneakers!" Brian said pointing to Wes's sneakers and socks at the edge of the blanket.

It was clear the Cop wasn't buying it.

"I don't give a damn how many pairs of shoes or whoever's here. I'm not a fool. I'm gonna have to take you guys in."

Brian and I both panicked. How would we explain this to our spouses? Being arrested on the beach naked for allegedly having sex!

"Listen," Brian tried to smooth talk him.

"We don't mean any trouble and we certainly weren't trying to make you out to be a moron. Alright, we're married" Brian lied.

"We were just looking to relax on the beach today, that's all," Brian pleaded.

"Alright, fine, but I can't just leave you out here like this" the Cop said, looking at Brian's dick that was still very obviously hard.

"I promise, no more hanky panky" Brian said, putting his hand over his heart.

"We swear!" I said putting my hand over my left breast, which was now also sporting a very hard nipple.

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