- How To
- Help with Dating
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Click hereOkay, we're nearing the end of the how-to. I will give you a few important facts that I have learned. A few facts guys should know that happen mainly in fantasy land. Most of this information has been given in the past but it doesn't hurt to read it again.
How-to, extra facts:
Because she let you touch her tit doesn't mean she has an instant orgasm. You want her hot? You have to work at it.
Don't rush to jab fingers into her vagina. She'll let you know when she's ready. Play around on the outside for awhile. You'll both enjoy it.
Just because you want to fuck her doesn't mean the feeling is mutual. Stay cool and go with the flow. She'll let you know when and how she wants it when she's ready. Don't rush her but do a lot of wooing. Women like that.
Only in stories do the women seem to lose all control and want to be lifetime slaves to some idiot just because he has a big cock.
What is a big cock anyway? In some stories, it's 6" while in others it is 11" and even in others 14". Same with width - some of the stories have them bigger than beer cans. I'm afraid if she needs something 14" long and as wide as a beer can she would never be happy with anyone I've ever met. "You decide."
Toilet seats always seem to be a big issue. Never know why, if it's up and you have to take a shit or a woman wants to use it, put the damn thing down. If you have to take a piss, then lift it up. Don't piss on the seat. Women don't like to sit on a toilet seat that is all wet. If you pissed on it, then wipe it off. Your lady will be glad you did.
Let's see, where else can I help you out here? Oh, after making love, compliment her on her lovemaking even if it wasn't the greatest. Smooch with her a little before rolling over and going to sleep. If you want to be the big man on campus then sleep on the wet spot. Show her that you really care. If you do that and wake up in the middle of the night, you can probably get another hunk while she is sleeping.
Remember the main thing is to compliment, compliment, compliment.
You have to remember that these are only suggestions and ideas. They don't work for everyone. Hope these suggestions help you out with your sex life. I'm always here to help.
Please forward comments so we can put your idea to work next year. We will be waiting to hear from you.
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Thank you for reading my 'How To'
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DG Hear
- COMMENTS
Anonymousover 8 years agorealy think this is funny couze all you need to do is tell a girl you like her girls like to be liked and the rest will allmost take care of itself you just need the balls
you whant to fuck a gorgeus woman point out a sutble that she has a flaw(s) witch will make her seek your aproval. yes stopid but does work
actualy all you need is some self confedence thats it
Anonymousabout 11 years agoI guess you wrote this for a contest in humor, at least I certainly hope so
cause man it totally turned me right off of getting it on with a man!
And no, if she has her period & thinks she has no diseases & you don't like wearing condoms NO you don't put it in her! This is the stupidest thing to do, after all the high percentage of people who don't know they have any disease (including yourself) but do and WTF it's her body, he's not sticking it anywhere unprotected without her sober consent.
And just so you know, a woman sleeping cannot give Legal consent. So consider that and the laws of sexual assault.
Boxlicker101almost 17 years agolike one of the Anons said, it isn't really about dating. You pretty much skipped over that part, how to get the woman interested in the first place. The women who were actually available, and even a little bit desireable, had dozens of men to choose from, most of them richer and better looking than I was when I might have been able to use these suggestions.
From personal experience, I know that having my cock sucked by a woman without teeth is much better tnan one wearing dentures. Her lips are what form the seal anyhow.
Rumple Foreskinalmost 17 years agoAnd here I've always thought the trick was to get a fifth in the girl and the girl in the back seat. Live and learn.
