How Embarrassing!

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Embarrassing true tales of accidental exposure.
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Fred1177
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When I was 19 (back in '79), my older sister (age 32) was visiting on a Sunday and my parents were gone shopping. I sat down on a wooden seat and managed to get a huge splinter lodged in my left buttcheek.

I tried to remove it myself, but I couldn't get it out. I was in a lot of pain, but I really didn't want to my sister to remove it for me. Eventually I had to give in and let her remove it. But, I made her promise that she would only look at the splinter and nothing else.

I always had a contentious relationship with my sister and I could tell she was enjoying my predicament. But, since she did promise not to peek at anything else, I gave in and lowered my pants and underwear so that she could remove my splinter.

I just stood there staring off into space while she was working on it and hoping she'd hurry up. At some point, I realized I didn't feel anything else going on back there and decided to look down and see what was happening. To my horror, she was looking at my sex organs and stifling a giggle. I pulled my pants up and ran from the room while she was laughing at me. Over the years, she reminded me of that incident many times.

I mentioned this incident to a female friend of mine ("Jane," I'll call her). She related a similar experience that she had.

When she was about 20, she had an older brother who had pulled a groin muscle and was in a lot of pain. Their mom was a nurse and at work at the time it happened. He called her to ask what to do about it. She said to take some of the "liquid heat" kind of muscle pain reliever and apply it to the strained muscle. She warned him, though, not to get any on his genital area.

In spite of the fact that he was very modest, he asked his sister to put some of the stuff on for him. He was wearing briefs and he could maneuver in such a way that she wouldn't see anything. He just didn't trust himself to put the stuff on and not make a mistake with it.

Apparently he didn't trust Jane too much, either, because when she was applying the stuff he accidentally bumped her hand that was holding the bottle. Jane spilled so much of it on him that his underwear was saturated with it. He was immediately in pain and, modest or not, he yanked off his tighty-whities and was hopping around the room howling.

She started laughing when she saw this. "I couldn't help it," she said. "He was hopping up and down and his little penis was flopping around all over the place!"

He was blistered pretty badly and his mom had to come home from work and take him to the ER. In fact, it was bad enough that on a daily basis for the next week he had to take his pants down and let his mom doctor his blisters. Jane told me that she was not allowed to tease him in any way about his problem or that his mom had to doctor his genital area every day. She said her mom told her that she didn't know who was more embarrassed: her or him.

Whenever I go to the doctor's office, I always keep my ears open because I frequently get a chance to overhear interesting conversations that people think are totally private.

Case in point: at the doctor's office the other day, I was in one of the back rooms waiting for my doctor to come in. I was in Room #6 which is close to the nurses station. My door was partially open ("all the better to hear you with, my dear") when two nurses who had better things to do decided to stand around and chat for a while. (As an aside, I love my doctor's office. Every nurse there is good-looking.) I'll call these two "Nurse A" and "Nurse B."

Nurse A said she was at her second job at the ER this past weekend when her brother came in. Nurse B asked her if she had to take care of him.

Nurse A said she didn't want to, but ended up with no choice due to "being short-handed on the weekend, as usual."

Nurse B asked what the problem was.

Nurse A started laughing. "He came in with an acute case of priapism brought on by Viagra." They both laughed.

Nurse B wanted to know if he objected to her treating him.

Nurse A said, "He was so desperate for help that he didn't care at that point."

Nurse B asked how it went.

Nurse A said, "He's okay. His four-inch penis will live to play again another day." Then they both had a big laugh at his expense before returning to work.

All of these situations would be bad enough with strangers involved, but for them to happen in front of a mean sister was just too humiliating for words.

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Privates1stClassPrivates1stClassabout 14 years ago
A little short...

but very funny. Murphy's Law and embarrassing situations always seem to go together.

I went to school with a kid (about 14 then) who was climbing over a fence with a barbed wire strung along the top of it. He slipped and one of the barbs lacerated his scrotum. His 17-year-old sister was the only one at home and she had to tend his wound until his mom came home.

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