How Not to be a Publican, Tea

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4/15/2010

How not to be a publican, Tea.

Commentary Skit-1

Two guys in a pickup truck driving on the road wearing baseball caps a shotgun rack dipping skoal. The subject (Pete) is driving the truck wearing bluejean overalls

Vern,

Ha Pete,

Ever think about joining the Republican Party?

Pete,

You mean the tea party?

Vern,

No,

The Republican Party!

Pete,

What's the difference?

They're both the same

Vern,

He spits out the window in the direction toward a car in the other driving lane.

Well one party is just as good as another isn't it?

Pete,

That's one way to look at it,

But I never thought of being against the government

That's what the tea party is.

Vern,

What about the Republican Party,

What do they stand for?

Pete,

They're just angry they lost the election,

Crooks, thieves who want keys to the safe,

They spent all their time complaining with no constructive answers & no solutions,

Trash talking the country

So they are the same

Vern,

What side are you on Pete

Pete,

Side,

IM not on anybody's side,

Hell, my wife & kids need health care, so does your family. It's like they never want us to have nothing!

I need a job and the ones that did all this have grabbed all the money & laughing at us like were fools or something.

Vern,

Laughing

Pete,

Laughing, at us,

We put them first, they put us last.

Think about justice and you'll find its, just- us

Vern,

I never saw it that way Pete,

Tea party want s to take back America back

Pete,

Spits out the truck window & wipes his mouth with his hand

You mean clan tea party

Back to what Vern,

I never had anything to do with the any clan tea party,

I believe in live and let live,

Everybody has a right to live, just like you Vern

Vern,

Well, what about the government take over & everything being turned in socialism Pete

Pete,

What about it Vern,

Look, when your house is on fire, who do you call,

When your kids need school, where do they go?

When you drive this truck who controls traffic,

We all live under the protection and grace of the US government. The president was elected by the people and he really is for all the people, that's why this country was formed and that's what IM gonna do.

The government took over when the constitution was written for all the people. IM not gonna be lead by a bunch of greedy, power & money grabbing, back stabbing, race monger loudmouths who continue fooling us and laugh & lie in our face.

They just want to use us to get what they want & laugh at us afterwards. Do you really think they care anything about your problems, your family, why do you think they fight so hard trying to keep you where you are in life

Vern,

I was just think about it Pete,

Didn't say for sure.

Pete,

You want to be part of some clan tea party, go ahead, you can count me out.

Vern,

Well,

What about the other side Pete?

Pete,

Ha, the other side has tried to do more for you than any others in the history of this country.

Think about that Vern,

Don't be lead like a sheep

Vern,

Well

Pete,

What do you want to do Vern?

Start another civil war?

You know before the civil war, blacks out numbered the whites five to one. Abe Lincoln (republican) freed them from slavery cause of fear of a revolt. Did you know that blacks turned the civil war. They built this country & railroads so what are you really trying to say?

Hell, between the mexics & blacks, we are the minority in this country can't start something we cant finish. Something like will never end & nobody wins. After all what we did to them, you don't see them trying to take over the government.

Vern,

No I don't want civil war,

Just want to take the country back

Pete,

Right,

Back to them stealing all the money laughing at us

Back to another do nothing, shameful government,

Back to another worldwide depression,

It ain't no difference in the way of the clan tea party and these greedy crooks that want to use & fool us once again,

Why in the hell do you want to follow a maniac cause that's not your own?

Think for yourself Vern,

This President has tried more to help you & your family more than any other, Are you that blind!

Has the president ever once said he wants just help his own people, no?

Is he trying to help all the people at the same time, yes.

When he does something against the people, you can hoot & holler all you want.

You need to pay more attention,

Hell the man has only been in office a year & a half,

What the hell do you want, tomorrow today!

Vern,

Spits out the truck window

Well,

Pete,

You want to follow a bunch of nut whack jobs that are religiously disguised behind the hood & think they are fighting a holy war against the evil, wake up. This ain't about religion; this is about power, control, chaos & money that will never, ever end up in our pockets. But don't take my word, take a look at every one of these hate/race mongers bank accounts. The more they get you stirred up 7 listen & get mad, the more they get very rich laughing. Who's fooling who Vern?

You will never profit from their thievery; we get only the filth from their gutters. When you show up at these so-called K rallies, tea parties & hate meetings, you drive this pickup truck right?

Vern,

Well

Pete,

They always show up in jets and limousines right,

Do you ever think that you're going to get any piece of that Vern?

You should know better than to ask me what I think about crap like this!

Vern,

Well,

Pete,

Any way, were out of beer Vern

Vern,

Well,

I guess we need to pull over & get some then

End.

The above skit commentary is indicative of grossly distorted conversations spoken now all over the country & world.

United States of America has always been strong only because of our rich diversity. If we are too truly survive as a strong & respective and prosperous nation, we must first speak in one voice of all people & for all people. If we allow the vile distortions of the past to cloud possibilities of a bright future then America as we have always known it has truly lost its very heart & soul of any future humanity. We start with empathy, common sense & learning heeds that the needs of the many always outweigh the needs of the few and never ever the one. Historically, blind hatred & greed has always been a purported learned behavior. This is the twenty first century as there are those who profit very highly in the business division of others acquisitions, their are those who convey convictions morality & the unlearning the past. We must unlearn, only by unlearning can we all truly learn. Our worldwide social society is tearing itself apart from help from those who would profit misery, suffering and division. History has conveyed & recorded several catastrophic events throughout time. Before human comprehension it is recorded in the rocks and in the earth. Are we just another species who are scurrying towards our own demise or can we all ever rise above the cloaked veil of intentional division and self-destruction. We all live in an ocean of time, where our past maybe lost in our future. Our own extinction may or may not be solely up to us. It is very difficult to say what the future is for this world or for this country. What is very certain from history is that there is no future for any one, any group, any country, any world in division. For those who tend to profit from the misery of the masses are counting on the ignorance in virtues & clarity of values in replacement with fear & contributing perpetual purported indecisions. With the temerity to corrupt in collusion even at the very pinnacle of American Governmental officials, gives "in God we trust" all new meanings.

Written by E. Borders Ph.D.

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AnonymousAnonymous9 months ago

And then they had raging juicy hot sex and all was well with the world again.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 7 years ago
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Keep your day job. Keep writing your normal kiddie porn and stay away from politics (which you obviously know nothing about.)

Hillary_WoodHillary_Woodabout 13 years ago
reply to RHinSC

I thought I noted that you stated that "socialism" was dead, in your previous comment. You also said you are Libertarian.

My point is simply this: Socialism is not dead, and you are too right wing to be a Libertarian. It was Capitalism that just fell over and caused the banking crisis that you going on about, and the more Socialist Chinese who are lending out the money now.

Glad to clear that up for you.

GenghisKhanGenghisKhanover 13 years ago
LOL

Thanks, dear author. <p>

THAT was purdy funny. It's obviously an extreme caricature; and it may even have something to say about the opposite of what it looks to be saying. But nonetheless, it is very funny, in a non-funny way. <p>

Personally I think any one who imagines the 1700s were better days --- from health and healthcare, to freedom, to education, to governance, to issues or meritocracy and fairness --- is either a complete fool, a hypocrit, or an ignorant.... <p>

... It's akin to Hitler taking a look at a few exquisitely sculpted marbles, bronze, etc. from antiquities and thought THAT was the "real Aryan physique" lost due to sub-humans like Jews, Gypsies, Mongoloids, and other sub-species polluting the pure German race [and THUS in order to reclaim such a *perfect physique* progroms for these said sub-humans and polluters needed to be instituted]... It's total nonsense of the same nature [albeit, the Tea folks likely aren't gonna advocate going that far; they merely want a 1700s of an ALTERNATE reality where Clarence Thomas could still be a Supreme Court "justice," of course! lol]... Total, fabricated nonsense these Tea Party crowds have in mind...

onemadvagabondonemadvagabondover 13 years ago
Ignorance

Your ignorance is astounding. This was one of the most illiterate and ignorant things I have ever had the displeasure of reading. My IQ dropped by 50% from just having read this. I am so happy I started with an above average IQ before reading this dribble. If not, I would no longer be intelligent enough to wipe my own ass. Stupidity is contagious. You have proven this without a doubt.

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