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Fatherload: Yay, you're on!
AndyDaddysBoy: hi dad!
AndyDaddysBoy: sorry ben finally went to sleep
AndyDaddysBoy: he kept trying to tell me he beat me in halo 3 and i was getting totally pissed cuz he sucks and i was like "you didnt beat me bitch i won"
AndyDaddysBoy: so now in revenge im hijacking his internets
Fatherload: How are you "hijacking" it?
AndyDaddysBoy: with my awesome spy hacker skills
AndyDaddysBoy: didnt i tell you dad? im a spy
Fatherload: Oh, good. I thought all of those flighty, random intervals of you leaping out of bed in the middle of the night to answer your watch when it loudly beeped meant that you were cheating on me.
AndyDaddysBoy: no dad of course not
AndyDaddysBoy: im a real american hero
Fatherload: There's only room enough for one hero in our household, son.
AndyDaddysBoy: guess no one can do it better than andrew!
Fatherload: Well, no one can fuck like you can, that's for sure.
AndyDaddysBoy: sure they can
AndyDaddysBoy: you can
Fatherload: Aw, shucks, you're just saying that!
AndyDaddysBoy: i less than 3 you daddy
Fatherload: I less-than-three you too, honey. :)
Fatherload: So why are you at Ben's, anyway? If you stayed here at home, you could have played video games with me, instead. Not only that, but you'd get some!
AndyDaddysBoy: hes been bugging me for weeks to hang out with him and it was annoying me
AndyDaddysBoy: then he had this wise idea to ask me if we could have some stupid all nighter sleepover thing and of course he passed out after a couple hours
Fatherload: Aren't you a little too old to be having "sleepovers"
AndyDaddysBoy: what do you mean
AndyDaddysBoy: im 18
Fatherload: You could be having a more adult sleepover right now. In bed with me.
AndyDaddysBoy: this is an adult sleepover
AndyDaddysBoy: with ice cream and xbox instead of sex
Fatherload: Ice cream, huh? You'd rather have ice cream instead of cock? That's news to me.
AndyDaddysBoy: no lol i wouldnt but i have to make my friend happy too
Fatherload: Fine, fine.
Fatherload: So, Ben went to sleep? He doesn't know you're on the computer?
AndyDaddysBoy: no its all dark and quiet in here
AndyDaddysBoy: kind of fuckin creepy actually
AndyDaddysBoy: i keep looking at the door like someone is gonna come in and bust a cap in my ass
Fatherload: Do me a favor, son, and never say "bust a cap" ever, ever again :P
AndyDaddysBoy: lol your such a dick sometimes
Fatherload: Well, I am what I eat.
AndyDaddysBoy: does that make you an ass 2
Fatherload: Um... yes.
AndyDaddysBoy: i knew it
AndyDaddysBoy: so
AndyDaddysBoy: dad
Fatherload: So...
Fatherload: Son...
AndyDaddysBoy: what r you wearing
Fatherload: Lol!
Fatherload: Nothing.
AndyDaddysBoy: oooo really
Fatherload: Well, almost nothing. I have a pair of briefs on.
AndyDaddysBoy: tell me abut em
Fatherload: I have to tell you about the underwear you see me in every day? Come on, honey, I know you're not a pothead, your memory is better than that! :P
AndyDaddysBoy: just humor me dad
AndyDaddysBoy: ive been drinking coke all day and im really wired
AndyDaddysBoy: too wired to sleep
AndyDaddysBoy: can caffeine make you horny because im that too
Fatherload: Not that I know of, lol.
Fatherload: Thinking about you being horny makes me horny.
AndyDaddysBoy: good cuz im super horny
AndyDaddysBoy: ben tried to talk to me earlier about some stupid online game and i kept thinking about you masturbating in the shower
AndyDaddysBoy: he kept asking if i was okay when i went into the bathroom 17 times
Fatherload: What a coincidence, I jerked off in the shower this afternoon.
AndyDaddysBoy: mmmmmmm
AndyDaddysBoy: i have such a boner right now
Fatherload: You do? =D
AndyDaddysBoy: yeah
AndyDaddysBoy: i hope no one wakes up and sees me
AndyDaddysBoy: im rubbing on it
Fatherload: Hah, you just woke SOMEONE up...
AndyDaddysBoy: i did?
Fatherload: Yes. Remember those underwear I said I was wearing? They're getting smaller.
AndyDaddysBoy: mmmm
AndyDaddysBoy: im thinking of you sitting there with a boner and its making me so fuckin hard
Fatherload: I'm taking these off ;)
AndyDaddysBoy: fuck i wish i could take my pants off
AndyDaddysBoy: there so uncomfortabl right now
Fatherload: I'm naked now :D
AndyDaddysBoy: o god
AndyDaddysBoy: im sweating lol
AndyDaddysBoy: i want you so bad right now dad
Fatherload: Mmm, you do huh? I want you too, son.
Fatherload: I want to fuck your brains out.
AndyDaddysBoy: fuck yes
AndyDaddysBoy: come pick me up right now
AndyDaddysBoy: plz dad im begging you
Fatherload: It's two in the morning, Andrew, I can't come and get you.
AndyDaddysBoy: why not????
Fatherload: I'm not ringing the doorbell of your friend's house at two a.m. you silly boy.
AndyDaddysBoy: ill just go wait outside by the curb!!!!!! or we can fuck in ur car!!
Fatherload: What makes you think I want to go out driving in the middle of the night? We'll see each other in the morning, honey.
AndyDaddysBoy: fine
AndyDaddysBoy: but im not going to be able to sleep like this with a huge boner in my boxers
AndyDaddysBoy: and dripping with sweat thinking about you at home naked and jacking off
Fatherload: That's fine. I'll help you with that ;)
AndyDaddysBoy: mm thank you
AndyDaddysBoy: please please fuck me dad i need it
Fatherload: Who taught you to talk like that? Certainly not me.
AndyDaddysBoy: oh no
AndyDaddysBoy: am i in trouble dad
Fatherload: You're in deep trouble, young man. Seems you need to be taught how to speak properly.
AndyDaddysBoy: *whimpers*
AndyDaddysBoy: what r you gonna do 2 me
Fatherload: I'm going to make you wish you never swore in front of me. Pull your pants down and bend over my knee and show me your ass.
AndyDaddysBoy: o no dont make me do that
Fatherload: Do it.
AndyDaddysBoy: i dont want 2
Fatherload: You're going to, or I'm going to do something a lot worse than spanking your ass.
AndyDaddysBoy: *whimpers and tries to hide his erection as he lays across your knee with his ass out* dont hit me 2 hard daddy
Fatherload: Why not? You deserve it. *Cracks his smooth palm down upon your tight, smooth, round ass cheek*
AndyDaddysBoy: because i like it
AndyDaddysBoy: i like it when you punish me it makes me soooo hard
Fatherload: *Sweats, then finds a sudden interest in smacking your ass harder* You enjoy that, son?
AndyDaddysBoy: *whimpers* yes its so good
AndyDaddysBoy: hit me dad
Fatherload: Mmm, you like your daddy's hands on you, don't you? I can feel your hard-on poking me in the leg.
AndyDaddysBoy: yes i love when you touch my ass
AndyDaddysBoy: i think about you licking it
Fatherload: *Grins and lays you down on the floor on your stomach*
AndyDaddysBoy: mmmm oh god
AndyDaddysBoy: what r you doing dad
Boneshark: hey kev what ae you doing up
Fatherload: *spreads your smooth, beautiful, perfectly rounded ass cheeks open wide enough so that I can see your gleaming, shining sphincter, then presses my wet lips onto the tucks of your puckered hole, sweetly suckling and licking on it, teasing it gracefully with the tip of my tongue, just barely penetrating the alcove of your glorious, delicious ass hole.*
Boneshark:?!?!?!?!??!?!????????111!!
Boneshark: DUDE WHAT THE HELL
Fatherload: Oh my, I'm so sorry, Kyle.
Fatherload: That wasn't meant for you.
Boneshark: I FUCKING HOPE NOT
Boneshark: JESUS
Boneshark: that is gross
Fatherload: Oh, it wasn't that bad.
Boneshark: oh god I can't get the image of a "puckered hole" out of my mind!!!!!!!!
Fatherload: Hahaha!
Boneshark: don't laugh asshole its not even funny!!
Boneshark: what if i emoted back *takes an enormous shit all over your face*
Fatherload: ROFL!!!!!
Fatherload: LMFAO!!!
Boneshark: dude
Boneshark: therapy
Boneshark: seek it.
AndyDaddysBoy: uh
AndyDaddysBoy: really dad what r you doing
Fatherload: Sorry, sweetheart. Kyle messaged me.
Fatherload: *Spreads your smooth, beautiful, perfectly rounded ass cheeks open wide enough so that I can see your gleaming, shining sphincter, then presses my wet lips onto the tucks of your puckered hole, sweetly suckling and licking on it, teasing it gracefully with the tip of my tongue, just barely penetrating the alcove of your glorious, delicious ass hole.*
AndyDaddysBoy: mmmmf
AndyDaddysBoy: oh fuck yes
AndyDaddysBoy: that feels so good dad
AndyDaddysBoy: lick my ass lick it mmmmmfuuukkk
Boneshark: who the hell are you talking to by the way
Fatherload: *Crams his tongue deeper into the cavern of skin while simultaneously spanking on each of your ass cheeks, before reaching underneath you between your legs and courteously rubbing on your tender, throbbing erection, gripping it tightly and massaging it lovingly.*
Boneshark: KEVIN STOP IT!!!!
Boneshark: you're doing it on purpise!!!
Fatherload: Oh, Christ.
Fatherload: Kyle, I'm not, I swear, I really am sorry.
Boneshark: bullshit
Fatherload: I'm talking to you and someone else and the way this stupid chat thing is, I can't tell which of you I'm talking to when a window pops!
AndyDaddysBoy: dad???
Fatherload: I'm sorry, honey.
Fatherload: *Crams his tongue deeper into the cavern of skin while simultaneously spanking on each of your ass cheeks, before reaching underneath you between your legs and courteously rubbing on your tender, throbbing erection, gripping it tightly and massaging it lovingly.*
AndyDaddysBoy: mmm holy shit
AndyDaddysBoy: *presses his ass back against your mouth and humps in your hand groaning*
AndyDaddysBoy: mmfuck eat my ass
AndyDaddysBoy: yesss rub my dick
Fatherload: Mmm, son, your ass tastes so good.
Fatherload: I love sticking my tongue in it.
AndyDaddysBoy: ugg
AndyDaddysBoy: im jerking off
AndyDaddysBoy: r you
Fatherload: Yes.
AndyDaddysBoy: mmm do i make you hot daddy
Fatherload: You certainly do.
AndyDaddysBoy: i wish i was home right now
AndyDaddysBoy: so i could play with you
Fatherload: I do too, baby.
Boneshark: well I'm sorry i bothered you and whoever you're talking to kev, I'm gonna hit the sack
Fatherload: If you were here right now, I'd be bending you over the kitchen counter and pounding your sweet, young, dimpled little ass and showing you how a REAL father plays with his son ;P
Boneshark: oh god....
Fatherload: Uh, heh... could you by any chance completely disregard what I just said...?
Boneshark has logged off!
Dick-i am what I eat-does that make you an ass too
Fucking hilarious 🤣. This was weird and wonderful
"Dude. Therapy. Seek it." great line. Had me laughing. Also the end "oh god.." "eh heh... Could you, by any chance, completely disregard what i just said?" great story overall. I know that you said it wasn't supposed to be a story, but it would've been cool if it had been a story with more chapters. But still, GREAT story. I'm gonna have to check out your other stories.
amazing and dont like anything gay but this was good and it made me laugh.