It's a Jungle Down TherebyAreaMan©
She lay there with her eyes still closed, her lungs trying desperately to find something that resembled a breath. Holy fuck, she thought.
The sprinkler system, sensing a mission accomplished, turned itself off, at last.
A cardinal sang from a tall pine. Daddy rolled into the wet grass and looked up at the sky.
"Well, so much for the tour of the garden, Mrs. DeAngelo," he said. "Maybe we should have a look inside?"
Lois laughed and punched him lightly.
"I just hope we can find some robes we can borrow," she said. "Otherwise we'll have to drive home naked."
They picked up their soggy clothes and walked to the house.
"Real estate," Alan said. "Sure isn't what it used to be, is it."
They laughed and went inside.