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Come on guys, what's wrong with a job like that? You also get screwed at work by your boss when he or she denies you a well deserved promotion or pay rise, by the government when they slug you with exorbitant taxes, by your bank when they increase your mortgage rates, and by many other whose only mission and purpose in life is to make your life just that little more miserable. You have to work harder and longer hours to satisfy your wife's desire for a bigger home, a sexier wardrobe, nicer furniture, and let's not forget that late model convertible. Your working harder is what led to your long hours away from home and gave you wife opportunity, if not reason, to cheat on you. So being a whore is as good a job as any.
Now be careful here, even if you decide to marry a whore. There are roughly two types, the ones that are known as hookers and the ones that are known as escorts.
Most hookers live a hard and miserable life. They have to solicit on street corners, accept any client, take them to a seedy hotel, and perform one of the worst sex anyone could imagine. Most have basic education, if any, little interest in major social, political, and economical issues affecting the planet, and use a very coarse language, clearly not the language you'd want your friends and business associates to hear. All this means that, regardless of their 'profession', they are living a lifestyle that is absolutely not acceptable to you. Life hasn't been kind to them. So why would you want to marry someone like that?
Escorts on the other hand live a different life; that is why they are often referred to as 'high class escorts'. High class is also synonymous with expensive. Most of them are college educated. They are accustomed to a life of luxury; usually with sexual partners that offer them expensive dinners at some of the best known restaurants in town, before taking them to their suites in upscale hotels. If you add the generous undeclared 'tips', these girls are probably making more than you will ever earn and they are regularly living a life of luxury you can't afford to keep on a regular basis. Some of these escorts are married to a guy like you. The ones that are still single, and probably haven't reached their end of use by date yet, would have to love you so much and completely desperate to accept settling into a boring suburban lifestyle. Why else would they want to marry someone like you?
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You can't win, you can't change the rules, and you can't quit the game! So take life as it comes, do your best to have a good one, and do your best to enjoy it as much as you can.
Oh yes, one more thing. It's not an law, just a friendly advice. Avoid having a kitchen table. According to most writers on this site that's where all the bad news are delivered. Damn statistics!
What else can I tell you that could help you along with your life, and particularly your marital one, current or future? Not much really. We all have our own lives, our own experiences, and our own laws. Despite statistics and clichés we all have our very own personal experience of LIFE. All we can do is live it to the fullest and to the best of our abilities. There is no such thing in life as perfection, at least not in marriage, and my only last word of wisdom is enjoy it while you can because nothing is forever.
I will leave you with that last thought, which you may diagnose as my 'post divorce syndrome', and that was borrowed from one of my preferred authors, and would be hit 'Loving Wives' contributor had he lived in our times, the Roman poet Ovid:
'I would counsel you also to have two mistresses at a time. If you could have more, it would be still better. When your heart is thus divided between two loves, the two passions mutually moderate each other. [...] But if you have been so rash as to confine your affections to a single mistress, lose no time now in adding to the number.' Ovid, Remedia Amoris [Remedies for Love]
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Anonymousalmost 5 years agobut it sorta devolved. a lot of your 'rule's over-lap and are redundant.
it's basically a psa to go MGTOW. A lot of dumb people assume MGTOW is being celibate, it's not. It's just avoiding marriage, because it's a raw deal.
The 'ego' rant is pure horse manure. That's a female tactic, to shame men about their ego. Ego is life. Men live and die on that shit. It's your reputation, it's your actions manifested into a spark-notes about your entire life. Why do so many people poo-poo the concept of 'ego'. You are NOT a Buddhist, so it's a good thing. Ego is self worth. Ego gets you up every morning, molds your every decision. Yes, you can have 'an ego issue', but you can also LACK an ego, and that makes you a depressed gray blah. You feel good about all your hard work learning how to cook/repair cars/be a good listener? That's just your filthy ego talking. Get ridda it...cuz...reasons? I'v never heard anyone really go after ego except women shaming men, wimpy men shaming men, pseudo wicca/witch/pagan hipsters that don't understand buhhism but HATE the west. Your ego IS tied into vows and morality. That's a code you live by. It helps define you, and you're allowed to take pride and identify with it. They are not separate things.
I'd be shocked to find the person that CAN separate the two. If your ego is hurt by someone, that means someone made a real effort to RUIN your reputation. And men do not have intrinsic value like a woman. We don't just...pop out babies to replace the old. Men are only as useful as they are useful, so the skills you acquire/ reputation holds a lil' more weight. And while I agree that women tell the truth about, "it's just sex", that does not matter. For men, sexual exclusivity and regularity are the ONLY things that matter. Men give up A LOT to be in a pretty one-sided 'partnership'. Women HATE it when men have other women become their best friends...they call it 'emotional cheating'. for men...it's just a friendship. for a woman...it's almost an instant deal breaker. she gives you exclusive sex to get YOU as her emotional tampon and provider....a new women that takes that role over is a HUGE threat.
i'll tell you now.....i confessed to my SO about how before we became exclusive i had sex with others, she was mad....but forgave pretty fast. but SHE STILL holds a grudge that i became besties with a chick a few years later. You do the math. Women aren't supposed to RELATE to men, they need to UNDERSTAND how important sexual monogamy is to him. And he'll avoid making women his besties in reply.
Anonymousover 7 years agoAnd sadly accurate assessment of modern (well, not according to Ovid) marriage rites and wrongs. You left out any discussion of the effect of mutual respect on vow keeping but you didn't discuss unicorns or Santa either! Please write more on this site; fiction or nonfiction works for me. Thanks for your work thus far.
oatzabover 8 years ago@ Sojoman you are great!
A newer survay shows the graduated 20' years men avoid the marriage activily.
1. They think the marriage impedes them in the life!
2. They are afraid the bastard kids! Unfortunataly the restart possibility of ex husbands without children support after bastard kids is in some USA states only!
(This is the most important to launch in everywhere!)
3. They feel the whole media show the husband role as a negative ridiculouse life situation!
The married male people rate decreases among the graduated 25-30 years people!
May it be the men will get married above 40 years except for being religeouse, being responsible for accidental kid or TRUE LOVE?!
Survey figures show 55% of the wives and 60% of the husbands had minimum 1 extramarital affair in lifetime.
Survay show 16% of the married spouses said they had 1 extramarital affair in 1 year intervalum.
This will be the most interesting survay shows 93% of the people said the faithfulness is crucial in marriage! What is this?! The 55 and 60% think also the faithfulness is important!
Once more LOL and 5*****.
I think the best solution is the next to wait until 40 years old to save enogh money in secret bank deposit and to marry ONLY SUCH WOMAN WHO WANTS MINIMUM 2 KIDS IMMEDIATELLY AFTER THE MARRIAGE AND SECRET OR OPEN DNA TEST!
Anonymousalmost 10 years agoFunny totally true but works both ways women are whores men are dogs ,live with it and laugh every day and you will be ok
