Mike Coltrane Goes Interracial

Mike: Thought you were in LA???

Tashawna: (After grabbing Mike's ear and walking him to Lashawna's car) We're going over Grandma's...

Mike: Why do I give a fuck???

Lashawna & Tashawna: (Simultaneously) You'll see...

When Mike, Lashawna, & Tashawna got to Rashonda's house, Shante was there too...

Shante: (Talking to Rashonda) Go ahead...Tell him...

Rashonda: I'm pregnant!...

Mike: Good for you havin' a kid at almost 50...Why does this concern me???

Rashonda, Shante, Lashawna, & Tashawna: (Simultaneously) YOUR THE FATHER!!!

Mike: Get the fuck outta here!!! Your fuckin' 50...50!!!

Rashonda: You think I'm not shocked that I'm pregnant??? I thought I was done at 42!...

Mike: This is un-FUCKING-believeable...I'm 19...I impregnated a 50-year-old!??? I woulda understood Lashawna or Tashawna...Or even you Shante...How far along are you???

Rashonda: 3 months...Due in early September...

Mike: Before I leave...Is anyone else pregnant with my kid???

Lashawna: Nope...But we'll let you know...

Tashawna: That's what you get for tryin' to fuck every female in the family...

Finding out that he was 6 months away from becoming a Father really shook up Mike (for the 1st time ever), and this caused him to mentally check out on Havana...And Mike decided to make it official on Mother's Day, when he broke up with Havana...But a month later - On Father's Day -, Havana dropped a bomb on Mike...

Mike: What do you want??? I broke up with you a month ago...

Havana: I'm pregnant!...

Mike: (In the classic "I'm denying this kid is mine" voice) It ain't mine...You better go find the REAL Baby Daddy!!!

This went on throughout Havana's pregnancy...Meanwhile, in late August, Rashonda went into labor a week early and gave birth to a 9.5 pound baby girl named Meshawn Olivia Coltrane. It was the proudest night of Mike's life...But now he had to find a way to support his newborn daughter...