Morning After Blues

Marion called her the following day.

"Did I do anything awful?" Lynn asked.

"No, I wouldn't say calling three guys in off the street and a blowing a Doberman on a dare awful, would you?" Unusual maybe..."

"Oh, stop it! I've been walking bow-legged all morning. Was that all you?"

"You really don't remember?"

"No... I slept like a baby, which is highly unusual. But...."

"You were well fucked, Lynn, believe you me."

"C'mon, Marion, it was just you and me, right?"

"Um, not exactly, Lynn."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"It means it wasn't just me."

"Well for fuck's sake, who else did I do it with?"

"You really want to know?"

"Um, of course I do... don't I?"

"Okay... there was um, a foursome."

"A foursome? Can I have more info?"

"It's like I said up front. There were two other guys besides me," Marion said.

"But no dog?"

"No, no dogs were involved. But you were had in every orifice and then some."

"Jesus... every orifice?"

"Um, mouth, ass and of course your puss, Lynn dear. Each of us at least once in each. I counted."

"You bastard!"

Marion appeared bored with the conversation and he switched Lynn off.

Look, Lynn I'll call you later, maybe we'll get together again next weekend."

She surprised Marion then, saying, "Yeah, about that... I actually was going to call you. I um, I think maybe I'm going to get back together with Jordan."

"Jordon... isn't he the one that's really weird in bed?"

"Yeah, he is; but he's like really hung, you know?"

"Like I'm not?"

"You're okay, Marion, but Jordan's like double digits, you can't compare."

"So, like, when did you two reconnect?"

"Oh, we've been seeing each other the last couple weeks. He's more serious than he was before; much more serious."

"I thought your hole was a bit loose last night."

"Oh, shut your pie hole, Marion. That's pure envy speaking. And if you're telling the truth about last night it's no wonder I'm a little stretched."

"So what was last night then, a farewell fuck?" Marion was surprised at the vehemence with which he spoke.

"No, I was going to bring it up, but I got hammered and if you did find those others...."

"You called them up; you were hanging over the balcony shaking those big tits at them."

"Christ, did I really?"

"Yes, you did."

"I have to stop drinking so fucking much."

They were silent for a time, each studying the other. Lynn broke the silence, saying, "Look, Marion, let's face it, we went into this with no promises on either side. Wasn't that the deal?"

"Yeah, it was," he said harshly. "Well what can I say? Have a nice life, Lynn."

"Ah, Marion, don't be like that. We can still be friends."

"Yeah, the pair of you can have me over sometime when you feel like being doubled."

"Marion...."

"Listen, I got to go now."

And that was that.