New Experience Ch. 3

Karen, the woman I preferred, was a great companion and fantastic in bed, and I didn't desire any more sexual pleasure than she provided. I was astonished when she sent her daughter around for some older-male advice and she ended up polishing my bone as well.

After a couple of weeks I hadn't heard anything from either of them. In a way I was living what might be called a prostitute's life, just sitting around waiting for Karen to get an urge for sex. She showed up when she happened to feel like it and I wasn't consulted before she did. And while her daughter was a great screw, I really didn't want to see her any more. There were too many possible avenues of complication.

Not that I mind the opportunity for sex, understand. I enjoy screwing as much as the next guy. However, unlike my younger years it is no longer the center of my life. If it happens that's very nice, but I don't spend every waking hour dreaming of opportunities to poke my dick into a crotch cavern. What we have is wild and exciting, and I'm satisfied. Maybe the infrequency makes it more enjoyable when it does happen.

When I checked my mail a few days ago I found a plain white envelope with only my first name written on it. I thought perhaps it was a party invitation from one of my neighbors or something like that. We all do that sort of thing, to save postage.

Wrong. It was a short, rather blunt note: "Fitness club parking lot, 7 PM Friday." No signature, no indication who it was from, not that it took a great deal of sleuthing. It had to be Karen or just possibly her rapacious daughter. It irritated me a bit and I was tempted to ignore it. If anybody wants to see me all they have to do is come to my door. Even so I'm as nosy as the next guy. I suppose women count on male curiosity when they do things like that. It works too, since I went.

I parked out at the far edge of the lot about five minutes before the time specified and reviewed the local weekly newspaper. By 7:20 I was becoming a bit miffed. I was about to drive away when a monstrous Ford passenger van rolled in and beeped the horn. I hesitated. The van stopped with the driver's door on my side and the window went down. A slender woman with bright red hair and huge sunglasses looked across at me. "Are you Dave?"

"Yes. Who are you?" If she wanted to play mystery woman I didn't feel like it.

"Karen Larson told me to talk to you. She said you are the only man she knows who seems to have his head on straight. Can you give me some time?"

Nuts. I have no desire to be any kind of counselor, emotional, marital, or any other variety. "This is pretty weird. If you could put a note in my mailbox why didn't you just walk up and ring the doorbell?"

She looked blank. "Note? Oh, I thought she phoned you. No, she wouldn't tell me where you live. Anyway, can you leave your car here and ride with me? I'd like to be somewhere more private."

I was very close to saying no, lady, I do not want to go anywhere with you and I do not want to hear your problems. But as I say, I'm a curious type. I locked the truck and walked around to the other side of her van. The instant I was in she had the thing in gear, rolling swiftly out of the parking lot.

I studied my abductor. She looked quite tall. I guessed she had at least an inch or more on me. She was also extremely slender, with exceptionally lovely long legs nicely displayed by very snug and very brief white knit shorts. The rest of her was equally spare, with the exception of her chest.

My gosh, those boobs stuck out a mile, made even more prominent by comparison to a tiny waist and trim hips. The blue halter displayed a mind-numbing expanse of freckled cleavage. She had to have extremely strong back muscles or she'd walk around arched over like Ichabod Crane. I don't even know what method of measurement is used for something of that volume. When she swung the steering wheel the inside of her arms rode up and over the mountains - she couldn't reach around them.

I'm not normally intrigued by a huge rack. Tits are part of a woman, and I've always gone by the old standard that anything much more than a handful (or mouthful) is a waste. But these were so stunning I couldn't help staring.

I was so bemused by her chest I didn't realize where she was driving until she pulled into a large park overlooking the river. She turned the engine off and tossed her sunglasses on the dashboard. When she turned to lean back against the door that awesome burden swung like a battleship gun turret until those things pointed straight at me. I had an incredible urge to back away to allow clearance.

Her eyes are lovely emerald green, deep and clear. They help distract attention from the massive mammaries. "They're hereditary. All the women in my family have them. No, not the eyes. You want to know why Karen told me to talk to you." It was a statement. A group of statements, actually. I chose to respond to the last. There was no sane response to the first part.

"Yes, of course. She didn't give me any explanation. I expected her to show up at the parking lot. So some enlightenment would be welcome."

"Since I was fourteen years old men have been trying to figure out ways to get their hands on my tits. I've heard every story you can possibly imagine and a lot you can't. I finally married the one guy who didn't seem to care, who loved me for who I am, not for my structure. He died five years ago. The first couple of years I didn't care to keep company with any men at all. I was still in mourning, I suppose you could say."

She looked absently out of the windshield and scratched a mosquito bite on a long thigh, then focused back at me. "After a while I discovered that even though I'm crowding fifty sooner than I like to think about, I had the same problem I had in high school. Too many men too eager to take me anywhere, buy me anything, with the frenzied hope that their final destination would be on top of me, bouncing up and down on these goddam things." She made a small gesture toward herself.

"It hasn't been easy," she continued. "Okay, I like sex. I like it a lot when I know it is based on respect for who I am and not on pure physical lust. As you might guess, I haven't had much luck finding a man to meet that requirement." That seemed to require some response so I nodded.

"Karen and I were talking. She told me about how you seem to have an instinct for making a woman feel like a total person instead of just a hole to shove your dick in. I wondered if she thought you might know somebody else with your kind of objectivity."

Ah shit, she wanted me to fix her up with a date. Now I've heard everything. Even if I knew any single men of proper age, which I don't, I know damn well virtually any male in modern America would spend so much time plotting to get his hands on her flesh Everests all thought of her personal feelings would be shoved aside.

"Look, uh...."

"Jean."

"Jean, I am not a matchmaker or procurer or whatever the proper term is. I really don't know anybody who would be suitable. All I can do is advise you to cover them up as much as you reasonably can and keep on searching. I'm surprised you haven't learned to deal with it over the years. In spite of being married I can guess that plenty of men have hit on you."

She threw her hands up, which hoisted those things as well. When she dropped her arms they bounced once, solidly, and settled back into threatening to melt my eyeballs.

"Oh, Christ, do they hit on me! I can hardly go to the store for eggs and I've got some clown trying to help me carry the damn carton and undressing me with his eyes at the same time. Yes, I get horny like any other human being. What I want is somebody who will like me just for me, even if the damn things fell off and I was flat as Olive Oyl. He'd still want to be with me anyway."

"You seem like a nice person, Jean. But in all honesty any man is going to see your chest first. There's just no avoiding it. I'm sure you have many fine personal qualities. Initially though you could stop a regiment of Marines charging up an enemy hill."

She had a nice laugh. "Now that's a new description. I've heard lots of people try to find a way to tell me how impressive they are, and that one is original."

"It's also accurate. You have a stupefying chest, and it's always going to be an initial handicap. But yes, I am sure there is more to you than monstrous milk machines. And without hitting on you, I am totally starved. I know a place we can eat where you won't be stared at. Best hamburger you ever had in your life, and you can talk all you want. How about it?"

She thought a few seconds and nodded. "Sounds good. I'm hungry too. As long as you don't make horrid puns about milk shakes when you order. If you do, I'm going to thump you."

I laughed. "Promise." She was a good driver, smooth and attentive to what was going on around her. It didn't take long to get where I told her. "Now, you see that cruddy little drive-in place? Pull in by a speaker so we can order." She looked skeptical. "Trust me," I assured her.

I asked for a burger and butterscotch malt. She settled for a basket and a large Coke. While we waited I explained. "At one time this was one of those American Graffiti places. The guy who runs it does things exactly the way they used to be thirty years ago. Best food in the whole city."

She didn't appear very convinced even when the little gal on roller skates brought the tray out and hung it on the window. She bit into the hamburger cautiously. Her eyes closed and she moaned softly. Chewing greedily, she swallowed the first mouthful. "Oh gawd, I haven't had a hamburger like that since I was a little kid." She chomped off another huge chunk.

Our food disappeared in short order. She sat back and belched heartily. "That's unreal. You bring me here, you can stare at my boobs all you want. Just keep feeding me those fine burgers."

I laughed with her and dared a small joke. "Hot damn! For the price of a hamburger and fries I get the best part of the bargain for sure."

She smiled. "Karen was right. You really are one hell of a nice guy." Impulsively she leaned over and pressed soft lips against my cheek. Even leaning sideways one of those huge boobs mashed against my arm, a solid, warm mass. She batted her eyelashes at me and tilted her chin coyly over her shoulder. "Want some more, big boy?" she teased. "Trade you a nipple shot for another one of those glorious hamburgers."

"Deal," I agreed hastily. "In fact you don't even have to pay up. I could eat another one, too. Buzz the guy on the speaker thing and tell him we're still hungry."

We ate some more, talked some more. It's hard to believe but I was in fact becoming less aware of her chest. "No kids?" I asked between chewing.

"No. Something wrong with my equipment. I suppose that's one reason I feel lonely so much."

By the time she buzzed for the girl to come and get the tray it was almost nightfall. "Jean, you're a nice person and I've enjoyed talking with you. I'm sorry I wasn't any help. Get moving around, join some adult evening classes or something and let nature solve the problem. It will happen."

She considered what I said and released a large sigh. Hell, with those things any sigh would be large. "Maybe. We'll see." Suddenly she brightened. "I could go for a capper for that great food. I have some utterly vile brandy and plastic cups in the back of this malformed Greyhound. How about if we go back to that place on the river and talk some more?"

I put my hand over my heart and feigned amazement. "You want to go to a secluded place with me and consume alcohol? My dear lady, what happened to that good common sense you were showing? I'm liable to lose all control and attack you."

She giggled. "At least you've been gentleman enough to swallow your drool instead of letting it drip off your chin. I think I can take the chance."

"In that case I will take a chance too. Why don't you come over to my house and we can be comfortable? Save your brandy for another time. I have things to drink if you want a tummy settler."

The humor dropped off her face instantly. I hastily tried to repair my gaffe. "Ah, hell, I'm sorry. I know how that must sound to you. Skip it. Bad idea. Let's go to the park."

She studied me with those lovely green eyes. "You know, for a few seconds there you sounded like too many other men, but when you backed off right away it made the difference. Yes, I would like to come to your house." Suddenly the gamin smile was back. "Anyway, I still owe you for the extra hamburger."

She started the engine and took me back to my pickup, then followed me home. I punched the button in the truck and ran the garage door up, motioning her to park inside. I am always aware of my neighbor, old Mrs. Harris, and her beady eyes.

I had a small brandy. She settled for a good-sized charge of Southern Comfort. It disappeared pretty fast and she poured some more. "So," she said. "I have to pay up on my promise." I suspect the fast drinking was to build courage.

"No you don't," I said emphatically. "I'm not going to make you do that. If you bare those things I cannot promise to behave. I am human, after all."

"You goof, so am I. When somebody tries to just grab, it really puts me off. But if I feel like it I offer. Tonight I want to offer, and you'd better believe that's damn rare." I'm sure it cost her a great deal to make that overture.

Instantly my mouth was gunpowder dry. "Can we do this slowly? You just pop those things out my eyeballs are going to fall out on the floor. How about if we work up to it? I'll put some music on if you'd like to dance."

Her expression was warm. "Damn. A genuine true gentleman. You keep it up I'm going to cry. Yeah, go ahead and put some music on." I lit up the stereo and started a tape of soft easy music. Even with her long legs we were at eye level. She wasn't quite as tall as I'd thought. I tried to be discreet and not mash myself against those things but it was awkward. To keep clear, the lower part of my body seemed like it was five feet away from her.

She solved the problem by putting both arms around my neck and hauling me in. "Sometimes it's nice to be held close, you know?" Damn, but it felt good. Those things may be huge, but they're hard as rocks. When my chest pressed against hers I could feel her heart beating through them. I put my hands on her waist and we mostly just swayed in the middle of the floor. Her breath was warm against my neck.

After a few minutes she pulled me even tighter, crushing herself against me. I took a chance and slid my hands down and cupped her nifty little ass, pulling her loins against me. Her bottom was warm and taut under the snug knit shorts. There was no chance she could fail to be aware of my growing hard-on. She thrust her hips forward and rubbed her crotch against mine.

"That's nice," she whispered. "I know you've tried not to be offensive and I truly appreciate it. But I think it's time we move things along. You are going to find that the hills are alive, my friend, because I want you to." She stepped back and took my hand. I led her toward my bedroom.

She stopped by the bed and turned into me. Our lips met, softly and tentatively at first, then with growing hunger. I ground my pecker against the thin material of her shorts, feeling her hard pubic mound and crisp hair through the tight fabric. She moaned and scrubbed herself against me, top to bottom, from our lips to those giant jugs to her warm crotch.

She pulled back a bit and looked down at that astoundingly overburdened halter. "It has little hooks," she said softly.

So help me, my hands actually trembled when I slid my fingers under the tightly stretched fabric and felt around until I located the tiny metal catches between the overburdened cups. With the tension on them released, the clips sprang free with an audible pop. The material flew aside and there they were, right up front and looking at me. I had sudden difficulty breathing. They jutted out like guided missile nose cones, tipped with cherry red nipples. She shrugged and the blue halter slid off her arms to the floor.

"Oh god," I whispered. I had to, my voice wouldn't work properly.

She lifted my hands to weigh them, firm, warm, incredibly heavy. "It's nice to know you respect me," she teased. "At least you aren't mauling me like some kind of madman."

"I couldn't," I told her. "They are far too fine to treat with anything but respect."

"Well, you'd better be a bit more active than that. We aren't going to just stand here and let your eyeballs bulge all night, are we?"

I hated to let go of those wondrous globes but further action was in order. I ripped my shirt over my head and threw it aside, then dropped my hands to the front of her shorts and opened the button and slid the zipper down. Snowy white nylon edged with lace peeped out at me. I slid my hands over her hips and worked the shorts down over her snug round cheeks. She wiggled her hips so they fell to her ankles. At the same time she unzipped my trousers and let them drop.

Her fingers caressed my bone through my shorts. "You're really ready," she said needlessly. No shit. My dick was hard as a railroad spike.

"Take them off," I told her. She pushed my shorts down over my rigid prick. Her fingers again measured my length.

"You're big," she said softly. I was flattered but the truth is I figure I'm about average. I suddenly wondered exactly how much experience she'd really had. With her naturally-developed defensiveness she had probably fought so many men off she hadn't had much chance to find out about masculine structure. I felt good about the compliment anyway.

"And you are stunningly sexy," I told her. She guided my dick between her slender thighs. When my prick slid against her panties I felt hot moisture in the silky fabric. She closed her legs on my shaft, working her hips in a small arc to stroke her snatch along my length. I could feel her thickly swollen pussy lips and the deep hot cleft between them.

I moaned and wrapped my arms around her, pulling her in tightly. Those astounding chest orbs mashed against me. Our mouths locked savagely, tongues probing, lips sliding around as we made furious efforts to build the tension even higher.

When I couldn't tolerate any more I nudged her gently back toward the bed. She settled slowly, arranging herself in the center. I knelt close and bent to suck one of those swollen strawberry nipples for the first time. She moaned and grabbed the back of my head, almost smothering me in the mountain of flesh. I sucked and nibbled and kissed and did everything I could to pay homage.

"You're driving me nuts," she moaned. "It's been so long. I'm always running away from men and now I want you so much I can't stand it." Her hands started doing something below. I realized she was trying to pull her panties off. I pushed her hands aside and gripped the elastic. When she hoisted her pelvis I slipped the tiny bikini down those long, long legs. Her womanly scent filled my nostrils, spicy and sweet, delicate yet demanding.

My head was at her snowy thighs, long and slender, the creamy white of a true redhead. I looked up at the V of her legs. Tight carroty curls highlighted the swollen cunt lips. Her mound, covered with crisp hair, was high and round, standing as proudly from the base of her belly as her tits stood up from her torso. I lifted my face and breathed on her vulva. She moaned. I moved forward and kissed the bulging lips. She almost screeched. "What are you doing?" she demanded.

"I'm going to taste you."

"Oh, no. I'm all wet and yukky. You don't want to do that."

"Wrong," I told her. "One of my greatest joys is to lick a woman until she comes."

Her smooth thighs quivered and shifted as she lifted her head to look down over those rubbery mountains. I realized this was an extremely sensuous woman who kept her sex drive in very tight control to protect herself from being victimized. I was determined to give her all the sensation she could possibly accept. "You can't really want to," she objected.