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Phone Sex: A Guide

byMissBri©

I'm an independent contractor for a small phone sex operation that caters to BDSM fantasy. We work differently than most phone sex companies; as some of my tips relate specifically to how I personally work, here's a brief introduction to that process.

Client X, who may or may not have previously completed telephone sessions, calls me directly at home.

I answer my cell phone (or not). I have a voicemail message which gives the details of when I'm generally available, requesting that Client X leave a message with his particulars if it's alright to call him back. If I'm available and have answered the phone, I ask for Client X's name.

Next, I ask Client X whether he is simply placing an inquiry call, or if he plans on setting up a telephone session. Regardless of his answer, I ask him if he has any questions for me before we proceed. Many times, men who haven't seen my pictures on the company's website will ask for a physical description. I keep this brief and try to do the same for any other questions he may have. Generally speaking, I try to keep inquiry calls below three minutes in length; that's the company standard and I'm not making any money at this point. I may bend this rule and chat a bit longer with a regular client who wants to exchange pleasantries before paying for a call. If our kinks and limitations mesh and he's got the credit card handy, we continue.

I'm a versatile girl when it comes to being a phone slut. I'm a switch in real life and can easily take on the role of either dominant or submissive when on a call. I'm also bisexual and am ok talking about or taking on the role of a male, female or transgendered person. Really, the only things I've bumped into that I'm not comfortable discussing are situations involving children, animals, scat and mutilation or snuff. As an aside, just because those topics bother me doesn't mean that I think it's necessarily wrong for people to fantasize about them. Fantasy is generally healthy and, I think, often keeps people from acting upon their darker fantasies. In any case, I'm fairly easy to work with and most serious inquiries progress to paid calls.

Once the client has given me his payment and billing information, I call his credit card company to obtain an authorization number. This ensures that his balance will cover the cost of the call. I've had situations where these were rejected and I had to call Client X back in order to get the information for a different card. Then I wait to speak to a real live person - this can sometimes take a few minutes. Assuming that I haven't done a previous phone session with Client X, I need to verify all of his personal information to ensure that the caller is actually the credit card holder.

After this process, which can take five to ten minutes, we're good to go. I usually gather any props I may need and a glass of water, along with my phone and charger, and take all of these into my bedroom or office. Barring complications with processing, I call Client X back within ten to fifteen minutes. We now have anywhere from fifteen minutes up to several hours to get to know each other and get him off. For the record, it can be incredibly difficult to time a man's orgasm so that he doesn't end up cutting the call (and my paycheck) short. I earn every penny of what I make.

Now you should have a basic understanding of how this works for me. Let's move on to those things that can make or break a good phone sex encounter. Remember that your PSO (phone sex operator) is likely to sound less enthused if you're grating on her nerves, and you are paying to have a good time (and, assumably, blow your wad).

1. Do be brief when making any unpaid inquiry. Since we don't get anything in return for time spent answering inquiries or processing your payment, we would genuinely appreciate your being brief if you haven't yet paid for your call. We do get pranksters, hang ups and those who try to keep us talking long enough for them to jerk off and squirt. These situations are all incredibly annoying. The shorter the period we spend figuring out whether our kinks and limitations mesh, the happier your PSO will be when she calls you back.

2. Do be polite when the conversation begins. While your fantasies may involve language that would bring a blush to the cheeks of hookers and sailors alike, that does not give you license to be an asshole as soon as you start chatting. PSOs are real people and do have feelings. The start of your conversation should be spent briefly delving a bit deeper into your fantasies and giving your PSO all of the information that she needs in order to successfully help you act out your scenario.

When I am domming on a call, I always clearly mark the beginning of a scene and make sure that my subby boy knows how I expect him to behave. We discuss this beforehand, rather than just jumping straight in. I expect the same courtesy when I am subbing.

3. Don't use sophomoric language. Asking your PSO if you can 'do her in the butt' is going to make her think you're an idiot, I promise. She'll also be stuck stifling giggles while she tries to talk with you. If you need to, practice what you might say to her beforehand. This might sound silly, but you want to be able to talk dirty without laughing or sounding like a confused teenager if you're going to pay two dollars a minute to get off.

Yes, I've actually received calls where a young man asked me if I 'take it in the butt'. Of course, we're talking nothing more than phone slutdom here. Still, I laughed when I hung up after his inquiry.

4. Do be honest. Lying to your PSO isn't going to do either one of you any good. Be upfront and blunt about your fantasies and your desired scenario for this particular call. Beating about the bush is only going to cut into your play time. Besides, if you tell your PSO that you want to be spanked and verbally humiliated, but what you really want is to be castrated, you may run into compatibility issues. Many PSOs simply aren't interested in certain heavier roleplay.

I'm perfectly honest when clients ask questions about me. Many of them have seen actual photographs of me, as well. Aside from the fact that I don't like to be dishonest, I wouldn't want a potential repeat client to stop calling because he caught me in a lie. Every client who has ever asked knows that I am married, live with my husband and have a somewhat open relationship. I expect that same honesty in return; I'm married, so why would I be upset that you're in a relationship? If anything, I applaud you if you have an otherwise healthy marriage but you call me because your wife doesn't understand your kinks. It's much better and safer than going out and screwing around behind her back.

Some guys try to talk with multiple ladies and pretend that they're not doing it. Be aware that, at least in the company I work with, many of the PSOs are friendly with one another. And, while your personal details remain confidential, we do compare notes on who calls us and which scenarios they may enjoy. If we discover that you're lying to us, we're going to have a laugh at your expense.

5. Do speak up. Even if you may be a meek little sissy boy when in play mode, those clients who constantly speak in a whisper are very difficult to work with. Remember that you're wasting money and time if your PSO has to ask you to repeat yourself every other sentence.

And my new number one pet peeve...

6. Don't just hang up when you're done. If you want to just chit chat after you've squirted your load, great! We're still getting paid - we don't mind, I promise. If anything, it's nice when clients treat you like a human being rather than a sex toy. Sure, you've paid for the privilege, but I repeat that parting with your money doesn't give you license to be rude.

I recently had my first hang up cummer. He'd paid for forty five minutes; with ten to spare, he came and hung up. I wasn't sure what had happened, as he simply groaned and then ended the call. A 'thank you' is always appreciated and will almost certainly ensure that she'll be happy to hear from you the next time your number shows up on her caller ID.

My clients pay for calls in blocks of fifteen minutes, starting at half an hour. If they cut the call short with more than fifteen minutes to spare and they've paid for more than the minimum, I finalize their billing at the lower rate. If they have up to fifteen minutes remaining, they're allowed to tack the extra onto a later call. The only other client I've had cut a call short is one of my favorites to recount.

"Oh my god, you're good - you made me cum!" he proclaimed, with just over fifteen minutes left. He thanked me and apologized for finishing himself off so early in the call. He was polite, and I'd be glad to do have another phone session with him.

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This public service announcement has been brought to you by your friendly neighborhood phone slut. If you're aiming to be an aural sex connoisseur, these tips are sure to lead you on the correct path.

If you've found this brief guide to be helpful or entertaining, please do let me know. I just may return the favor by chronicling other observations and thoughts of a PSO.

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