Princess Gives It Away

bydab10©

Now by the pre-nup I should have got the dog but I let her keep it, I even send her a hundred a month for maintenance for the dog. That wouldn't even cover a quarter of one grooming the dog use to have.

They are getting by at a lower middle-class income with no maid, the horror of it all.

And the kicker came about a month later when I got a phone call at work.

"Frank, Sue is on the phone for you," my secretary said.

With more than a bit of curiosity, I picked up the phone, "Yes Sue?"

"Frank, I'm pregnant," she said.

OMG, I forgot that I did that with the pills.

"Oh Sue that is great," I said with enthusiasm, "You will give birth to your own brother or sister."

She broke down and I hung up.

I picked up the phone, "George we are going out to celebrate revenge and I will tell you the funniest bit that I forgot to tell you."

The End

note i changed a bit after BarneyR got through with this and all mistakes are mine

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by impo_5807/08/14

The dog...

He should have got the dog...He was save by her...

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by Anonymous06/14/14

He should have kept the dog!

The dog saved him. He should have seen to it that the dog got a friend and ate nothing but steak for the rest of its life! Funny story.

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by Rhomanov03/30/14

The dog did it

It was all a Princess plot so she can always sleep with her trained human. 😂
Thx!

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by Bfreetorun02/22/14

On the third reading I just want to add this advice for his ex-wife.

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by Anonymous02/16/14

This was a funny story, but ...

... the way you write is so very distracting. Although you get the information across most of the time, the writing itself is confusing and, to me at least, a tiny bitmore...

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