Princess Gives It Away

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Now by the pre-nup I should have got the dog but I let her keep it, I even send her a hundred a month for maintenance for the dog. That wouldn't even cover a quarter of one grooming the dog use to have.

They are getting by at a lower middle-class income with no maid, the horror of it all.

And the kicker came about a month later when I got a phone call at work.

"Frank, Sue is on the phone for you," my secretary said.

With more than a bit of curiosity, I picked up the phone, "Yes Sue?"

"Frank, I'm pregnant," she said.

OMG, I forgot that I did that with the pills.

"Oh Sue that is great," I said with enthusiasm, "You will give birth to your own brother or sister."

She broke down and I hung up.

I picked up the phone, "George we are going out to celebrate revenge and I will tell you the funniest bit that I forgot to tell you."

The End

note i changed a bit after BarneyR got through with this and all mistakes are mine

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AnonymousAnonymous29 days ago

Don't understand why they just didn't fuck in the old man's home? Other than that it was worth reading, even if he let them off too easy.

DreamsOfHopeDreamsOfHopeabout 2 months ago

@Anon (2 yrs ago):” The father and daughter would be arrested for incest, which is illegal in every state, although California might eventually legislate that incest and bestiality are legal the way things are going there.”

Sorry to burst your CA hating bubble, but there are 2 states that allow incest if both actors are 16 yo (Rhode Island) or 18 yo (New Jersey). Ohio only prohibits parental incest. Brothers and sisters can go at it if they are adults. In all those states, they can’t marry, but fucking is ok.

FluidswallowerFluidswallower2 months ago

Thanks for a well-written and really fun read!. Good work!

Oatmeal1969Oatmeal19696 months ago

hilarious paramour

IrishLaddy59IrishLaddy596 months ago

LMAO....Awesome.

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