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Comma usage is in some respects a question of personal writing style: some writers use commas liberally, while others prefer to use them sparingly. For instance, the use of a comma before the 'and' in a series is usually optional, and many writers choose to eliminate it, provided there is no danger of misreading: We bought hats, gloves, and boots before going skiing. (Comma unnecessary before 'and')
We ate bread, cheese, and strawberries and cream for tea. (Comma needed before 'and' for clarity)
Use a comma before a co-ordinating conjunction that joins independent clauses (unless the independent clauses are very short):
I wrapped the trout in plastic, but my car still smelled bad for the next week. (Commas with two independent clauses)
He invited her to his party and she accepted. (Comma unnecessary with short clauses)
Use a comma after an introductory adverb clause and, often, after an introductory phrase (unless the phrase is very short):
After the hospital had completed its fund-raising campaign, an anonymous donor contributed an additional £10,000. (After introductory adverb clause)
From the east wall to the west, his house measures thirty feet. (After introductory prepositional phrase)
In the top drawer you will find some nylon stockings. (No comma with short, closely related phrase)
Use a comma to separate items in a series:
Playing in a band can be exciting, but many people do not realize the hard work involved: constant rehearsals, playing until the early hours, handling drunken audience members, and transporting heavy equipment to and from gigs. (The comma preceding 'and' is optional unless needed to prevent misreading)
Use commas to set off non-restrictive elements and other parenthetical elements. A non-restrictive modifier is a phrase or clause that does not restrict or limit the meaning of the word it is modifying. It is, in a sense, interrupting material that adds extra information to a sentence. Even though removing the non-restrictive element would result in some loss of meaning, the sentence would still make sense without it. You should usually set off non-restrictive elements with commas: The people of America, who for decades have lived with grinding poverty and mind-numbing violence, are unfamiliar with the workings of a true democracy.
A restrictive modifier is a phrase or clause that limits the meaning of what it modifies and is essential to the basic idea expressed in the sentence. You should not set off restrictive elements with commas: Those residents of London who do not hold secure, well-paying jobs must resent the common portrayal of the city as a land of opportunity.
Note that you can use two other punctuation marks to set off non-restrictive elements or other parenthetical information: parentheses and dashes. Enclosing parenthetical information in parentheses reduces the importance of that information: Mr. Brown's driving record (with one small exception) was exemplary.
Placing parenthetical information between dashes has the opposite effect: it emphasises the material: Mr. Brown's driving record -- with one exception -- was exemplary.
Nevertheless, you should usually set off parenthetical information with commas.
Equally important in understanding how to use commas effectively is knowing when not to use them. While this decision is sometimes a matter of personal taste, there are certain instances when you should definitely avoid a comma.
Do not use a comma to separate the subject from its predicate:
Registering for our course before September 15, will save you thirty percent of the membership cost. [WRONG]
Registering for our course before September 15 will save you thirty percent of the membership cost. [RIGHT]
Do not use a comma to separate a verb from its object or its subject complement, or a preposition from its object:
I hope to mail to you before Christmas, a current snapshot of my dog Ben. [WRONG]
I hope to mail to you before Christmas a current snapshot of my dog Ben. [RIGHT]
Do not misuse a comma after a co-ordinating conjunction:
Hail fell heavily on the tin roof but, the family was used to the noise and paid it no attention. [WRONG]
Hail fell heavily on the tin roof, but the family was used to the noise and paid it no attention. [RIGHT]
Do not use commas to set off words and short phrases (especially introductory ones) that are not parenthetical or that are very slightly so:
After dinner, we will play backgammon. [WRONG]
After dinner we will play backgammon. [RIGHT]
Do not use commas to set off restrictive elements:
The index finger, on his left hand, is bigger than that on his right. [WRONG]
The index finger on his left hand is bigger than that on his right. [RIGHT]
Do not use a comma before the first item or after the last item of a series:
The treasure chest contained three bottles of rum, some gold jewellery and five thousand pounds of silver. [WRONG]
The treasure chest contained, three bottles of rum, some gold jewellery and five thousand pounds of silver. [RIGHT
You will usually use the semicolon to link independent clauses not joined by a co-ordinating conjunction. Semicolons should join only those independent clauses that are closely related in meaning.
Abdominal exercises help prevent back pain; proper posture is also important.
The auditors made six recommendations; however, only one has been adopted so far.
Do not use a semicolon to link a dependent clause or a phrase to an independent clause.
Although gaining and maintaining a high level of physical fitness takes a good deal of time; the effort pays off in the long run. [WRONG]
Although gaining and maintaining a high level of physical fitness takes a good deal of time, the effort pays off in the long run. [RIGHT]
Generally, you should not place a semicolon before a co-ordinating conjunction that links two independent clauses. The only exception to this guideline is if the two independent clauses are very long and already contain a number of commas.
The economy has been sluggish for four years now; but some signs of improvement are finally beginning to show. [WRONG]
The economy has been sluggish for four years now, but some signs of improvement are finally beginning to show. [RIGHT]
It may be useful to remember that, for the most part, you should use a semicolon only where you could also use a period.
There is one exception to this guideline. When punctuating a list or series of elements in which one or more of the elements contains an internal comma, you should use semicolons instead of commas to separate the elements from one another:
Henry's mother believes three things: that every situation, no matter how grim, will be happily resolved; that no one knows more about human nature than she; and that Henry, who is thirty-five years old, will never be able to do his own laundry.
When to Use a Colon
The colon focuses the reader's attention on what is to follow, and as a result, you should use it to introduce a list, a summation, or an idea that somehow completes the introductory idea. You may use the colon in this way, however, only after an independent clause:
He visited three cities during his stay in the Italy: Florence, Milan and Rome.
Their lobbying efforts were ultimately useless: the bill was soundly defeated.
My mother gave me one good piece of advice: to avoid wasting time and energy worrying about things I cannot change.
When Not to Use a Colon
You should not place a colon between a verb and its object or subject complement, or between a preposition and its object:
His neighbour lent him: a pup-tent, a wooden canoe, and a slightly battered Coleman stove. (Colon between verb and objects) [WRONG]
His neighbour lent him a pup-tent, a wooden canoe, and a slightly battered Coleman stove. [RIGHT]
Her three goals are: to improve her public speaking skills, to increase her self-confidence and to sharpen her sales techniques. (Colon between verb and subject complement) [WRONG]
His three goals are to improve his public speaking skills, to increase his self-confidence and to sharpen his sales techniques. [RIGHT]
We travelled to: England, Wales and Scotland. (Colon between preposition and objects) [WRONG]
We travelled to England, Wales and Scotland. [RIGHT]
I'm a big fan of the writer Keith Waterhouse, and belong to his 'Society for the Aberrant Apostrophe', founded after he spotted so many in common usage in daily life. It drives me further up the wall than anything else!
You should use an apostrophe to form the possessive case of a noun or to show that you have left out letters in a contraction. Note that you should not generally use contractions in formal, academic writing.
The car's engine has finally died. (The noun "convertible's" is in the possessive case)
I haven't seen my friend for two weeks. (The verb "haven't" is a contraction of "have not")
To form the possessive of a plural noun ending in 's,' simply place an apostrophe after the 's'.
He has his three sons' futures in mind.
In many suburbs, the houses' designs are too much alike.
Possessive pronouns -- for example, 'hers', 'yours', and 'theirs' -- do not take apostrophes. This is the case for the possessive pronoun 'its' as well: when you write 'it's' with an apostrophe, you are writing a contraction for 'it is'.
The spaceship landed hard, damaging its radar receiver. ('its' is the possessive pronoun)
It's your sister on the phone. ("it's" is the contraction of 'it is')
The exact rules for quotation marks vary greatly from language to language and even from country to country within the English-speaking world. In North America, for example, you should place double quotation marks (") before and after directly quoted material and words of dialogue: One critic ended his glowing review with this superlative: "It is simply the best film ever made about surfing."
In Great Britain and Ireland, however, you should place a single quotation mark (') before and after directly quoted material and words of dialogue: One critic ended his glowing review with this superlative: 'It is simply the best film ever made about surfing.'
You also use quotation marks are used to set off certain titles, usually those of minor or short works -- essays, short stories, short poems, songs, articles in periodicals, etc. For titles of longer works and separate publications, you should use italics (or underlined, if italics are not available). Use italics for titles of books, magazines, periodicals, newspapers, films, plays, long poems, long musical works, and television and radio programs.
Once when I was sick, I read a story called 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep' which was later made into a film, entitled Bladerunner, starring Harrison Ford.
Sometimes, you will use quotation marks to set off words specifically referred to as terms, though some publishers prefer italics:
I know you like the word 'unique,' but do you really have to use it ten times in one essay?
'Well' is sometimes a noun, sometimes an adverb, sometimes an adjective and sometimes a verb.
Quotations Marks with Other Punctuation
One question that frequently arises with quotation marks is where to place other punctuation marks in relation to them. Again, these rules vary from region to region:
Commas and periods always go inside the quotation marks.
I know you are fond of the story 'The Cat's Paw,' but is it an appropriate subject for your essay?
Semicolons and colons always go outside the quotation marks.
She never liked the poem 'Ozymandias'; in fact, it was her least favourite piece of Victorian literature.
He clearly states his opinion in the article "Of Human Bondage": he believes that television has enslaved and diminished an entire generation.
Question marks, exclamation marks, and dashes go inside quotation marks when they are part of the quotation, and outside when they do not.
Where is your copy of 'The Raven'?
'How cold is it outside?' my mother asked.
The punctuation marks that signal the end of a sentence are the period, the question mark and the exclamation mark. You use the period, by far the most common of the end punctuation marks, to terminate a sentence that makes a statement. You may also use periods with imperative sentences that have no sense of urgency or excitement attached:
Without a doubt, Lady Sarah was much happier after her Marriage.
Turn right at the stop sign.
Bring me a cup of coffee and a jam tart.
When you want to express a sense of urgency or very strong emotion, you may end your imperative sentences and statements with an exclamation mark:
Look out below!
Leave this house at once!
I hate him!
Exclamation marks are, however, rare in formal writing. Use them sparingly, if at all.
You should use the question mark at the end of a direct question:
Who's on first?
Where is my flowered cape?
Be careful not to use a question mark at the end of an indirect question. Indirect questions are simply statements, and therefore end with a period:
I wonder who was chosen as Harvest King in the county fair.
She asked if she could play pinball.
The teacher asked who was chewing gum.
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