Sparring Partner

I turned pro after missing out on the Moscow Olympics. I figured there was no point in hanging round the amateurs for 1984, and another Olympics that were likely to be a political football. So I got into a gym at Broughton. No contract, no benefactor or manager, just a promoter willing to pay my expenses in advance so I could go to my first pro fights.

Six months of running round Boggart Hole Clough and lifting weights, and I was a middleweight pro rather than a light heavyweight amateur. Two four round fights in Stockport and Ashton, and I was a full licence holder.

A month later I was on my way to York Hall in Bethnal Green. I was a book one, get one free fighter. Our gym had a decent lightweight who was taking on the southern area champion, and I was to go down with him for six rounds against a local novice who'd had a shock defeat last time out. He'd had five fights, and was supposed to be hot property. What mattered to the London promoter was that he was from a gypsy family who'd buy loads of tickets and fill the hall on a lacklustre bill. There was £100 out of that ticket money on the table if I could get a win. Any result on points was out of the question for me; if the ref didn't end the fight early I was going home skint.

Fourteen hours after we left Manchester I was £75 richer, and my promoter had some return on his expenditure. The local hotshot had a glass jaw that no amount of bravado and boasts about bare knuckle experience could hide. It took me three rounds to find the weakness, but by the middle of round four even the most generous ref Bethnal Green could boast had to rule it off. By the time I came out of the dressing rooms, hands iced and a bump under my left eye colouring up nicely, our lightweight had lost his fight on points, and we were off to a pub where we'd been promised a late night behind closed doors supper and a bed for the night.

The pub was on one of those long, 1930s roads heading out of London to the north. Doors to the lounge and bar at either end of the pub, and a car park that wrapped all round the back of the building. Terry the trainer parked the Cortina behind the pub, and we went in through a door adjacent to a flat roofed extension that smelled of fried food. I was as hungry as a boxer who'd made the weight on the day of the fight could be; stale chip fat and burned meat smells made my mouth water.

The lights were dim in the pub. The brewery had stripped out the partition walls, so the difference between the bar and the lounge was the condition of the carpet and the pool table at the bar end. Two tables at our end of the bar were laid up for food. Behind the bar a blonde woman in her 40s was holding court, all false nails and lacquered hair with the glitter of finger-loads of nine carat gold and cut glass costume jewellery. Next to her was a bloke who looked like her husband, with a badly disguised bald spot and a collar that reeked of 1976. I'd seen her in about the tenth row at the fight, as I'd walked to the ring, but not Baldy. There were a couple of lads in the shadows around the pool table, but I couldn't make them out much, and I wasn't much bothered. My first knockout as a pro was making my head spin. I felt as if, finally, I knew I could make a job of hitting people more professionally than I did working as a bouncer.

Terry was fussing about not drinking alcohol, and eating sensibly while Blondie fussed about whether we fancied steak and mushrooms with chips. Within five minutes we were sat around the tables while a mousy looking girl served the food and made eyes at the lightweight. He was welcome to her, spots and all, even though I was starting to get that post fight euphoria that starts in the groin and builds until you feel you're glowing like a Ready Brek kid. Terry engaged me in conversation while the lightweight ran his hand under the mousy girl's skirt. She didn't seem to object, and I started to change my mind about where my euphoria might lead. Within two minutes the lightweight and her were off to the gents toilets, and Terry was looking away as if he'd seen it all before. He had, apparently. Third time the lightweight had been in London in four months. They'd stopped in the same pub each time. Terry finished explaining that, and then the two guys in Harrington jackets appeared out of the shadows round the pool table, heading for the gents at our end of the bar rather than theirs.

Terry tried to put them off, but the one with the scar that looked like it came from a Stanley knife growled 'If my sister's in there he's dead...'

Terry looked nervous. I looked towards Blondie and Baldy. Blondie was watching, intense, absorbed but unmoving. Baldy looked like he'd shit himself. I stood up, thought about the purple bruises over the knuckles of my right hand, the ache in my left wrist. I wasn't used to the lighter pro gloves yet. It wouldn't make sense to mess my hands up further if I didn't have to.

Scarface saw me coming, and tried to step round me, as if a glare would stop me. A roundhouse forearm into his top lip stopped him in his tracks, and preserved my knuckles. His pal looked at Scarface spitting teeth through the ragged remains of his top lip, and shaped to hit me. He watched my hands, like you would with a boxer. I turned my shoulders as if I was going to go southpaw and throw a left. Then I kicked him in the balls. The Marquess of Queensbury didn't do rules for pub fighting. If he did, he'd probably start with the first rule being there are no rules except survival.

Scarface shaped for another go, and got the back of my forearm in his throat, off centre so it knocked him down but didn't crush his windpipe. Since the other one, who looked like a younger brother brought along against his will, was struggling with the idea that the lump in his throat felt like his bollocks he wasn't a problem.

With Terry's help we got both out of the doors, and bolted them. Baldy and Blondie had come out from behind the bar. Baldy still looked shit scared, as if he expected his backbone to run out of the bottom of his flares. Blondie was looking at me, and talking. The adrenalin was still singing in my ears, and her words weren't making a lot of sense. Like tuning a radio in, the words gradually formed shapes.

'They're not bad lads, you shouldn't have messed them up...'

'I don't care if they're your boyfriends love they need teaching, and they've just had a lesson. Mind if I finish my supper?'

She looked at me as if I'd slapped her, but not like she was angry. It took a while but I recognised the look. The landlady in Get Carter, the one Carter fucks after having a wank on the phone with Britt Ekland. That made me wonder. Finishing my supper gave me time to think. Not about reheated rump steak and tinned mushrooms with chips, but about sex and violence. Blondie had known something was going to happen. She hadn't minded if it did. That asked its own questions.

I finished the food, and sat and watched as Terry lit up a No. 6. He was usually good value for boxing lore after a fight. He looked across at Blondie, then Baldy, then back to me.

'She's right. You didn't need to mess them up son. You fight first and think second. End of the first round I was telling you that gyppo would go to an uppercut. You battered his head for another three rounds cos you were enjoying scrapping, not boxing.'

I tried to ignore the smell of the cheap tobacco, the acid flavour of fried tomato in the back of my throat.

'She wanted to see trouble. She set him up for a battering.'

Terry looked away, then lit a second fag from the butt of the first.

'He's been here twice before with me, it's the same routine each time. I usually talk them down, and they shout the odds at the landlady. You've just hospitalized two dickheads who just needed a threat.'

I looked across at Blondie. She tried to look disinterested, as if she just wanted to get the ashtrays emptied and get to bed. Baldy had disappeared somewhere. Judging by the state of the pint I was drinking it wasn't to clean the beer lines. The lightweight and the mousey girl had reappeared from the toilet; her blouse was misbuttoned. I was decided, and if the lightweight got hurt, well, that was his problem.

'You finished son? My turn with her then.'

I was watching Blondie's face as I spoke. She wasn't happy.

'No, she's my niece, not some cheap slut.'

I thought for a moment my voice was slipping into a bad impersonation of Michael Caine.

'She's just been shagged in the bogs. You can understand a guy making the mistake.'

The lightweight started to shape like he was going to make something of it. Terry shushed him. Blondie wanted a second go.

'Don't, she's a good girl, she thinks a lot of him...'

Mousy girl was staring at the wall, as if none of this was happening. She didn't make an attractive picture, buttons mismatched, blouse half tucked in, half hanging down. I played my trump card.

'Well I'm gonna fuck someone tonight. Do you want to show me to my room?'

The way Terry's eyes darted towards Blondie suggested to me that he had his own ideas about whose bed Blondie should be warming. Then he shrugged his shoulders. He'd always been a trainer, not a fighter. Blondie waited. I looked at mousy, who was fiddling with the buttons of her blouse. Blondie got the message.

'Get your bag hard man. I'll show you.'

Terry did another shrug. Given that she was shacked up with Baldy, who didn't seem to give a toss either, she was used to blokes not thinking she was worth fighting over. Which was a shame, because if you looked past the Woolworths glamour and the trowelled-on makeup she was in good shape, with no hint of any corset or girdle helping fight the flab.

The bedrooms were up a staircase that led past a function room; the room she took me into still had a sign saying snooker room over the door. There was a bed in one corner, propped under the window, and a bathroom had been partitioned off where the other window should have been. I put my bag on the floor, and stood with my back to the door. Blondie folded her arms under her tits.

'You can let me out now.'

I shook my head. Words wouldn't come. I could feel my cock stiffening. A pulse was throbbing at the base of my skull, the way it does on the walk to the ring. Blondie cracked first in the staring match. I didn't know I hadn't been breathing until she looked down. Her voice had changed.

'I'll not give it you. You'll have to take it.'

I walked towards her. She made as if she was going for the door behind me, but I caught her arm and pushed her back towards the bed. We pushed and shoved for no more than two or three seconds, then I pushed her back onto the bed. She looked back at me. I was starting to read the game better.

'You can strip or I can rip your clothes off.' She propped her elbows under her.

'You think you're the hard man. I'll not make it easy for you.' She didn't but she didn't struggle that much either. I got my left arm under her knees and rolled her backwards, while punching my right arm up her skirt and hooking my fingers into the waistband of her tights. The most resistance came from the elasticated material of the waistband of her pants and tights, but it gave way after another hard twisting tug. Pulling the shredded tights and knickers down I got them off one leg, and could see her pussy for the same time. The hair around her slit was tangled and wet. I tried to get a hand into her pussy and she clenched her thighs together. Slapping each thigh didn't persuade her. A short punch into the back of her thigh worked, but she called me a bastard. I got two fingers into her, and confirmed the wetness was for real. She tried to half turn away from me, but just the threat of holding her throat was enough to get her to lie back and spread her legs.

Pants round my thighs I pressed my cock at her pussy. Lying back, passive, she was hard to penetrate, and the angle was wrong. I got my arms under her knees, pushed her legs up so that her hips rose, and my cock went in, deep, slick and fast. Her voice was full-throated.

'Come on then you bastard.'

So I did. I pounded at her as fast as I could, trying to make each stroke count, trying to make it seem like this was a everyday event for me. She kept calling me a fucker, and a bastard, and clawing at my shirt if I slowed down or suggested I might stop. When she came it was with a spastic jerk that threw my cock out of her, so that my come spurted onto her skirt, without any intervention from me. It felt false, like a ref sending you back to the corner to get a lace taped or some vaseline wiped off.

I shoved my jeans and pants off, and sat on the edge of the bed in just my tee-shirt. I could hear her wriggling round behind me, gathering herself. She put a hand on my shoulder.

'Other guys are rougher, and tear my clothes more. You might remember that. You're a nice lad.'

I shrugged her hand off.

'Remember it for the next time?'

Her hand moved against my back.

'Maybe.'

I turned to face her. My cock was thickening again. I grabbed her blouse and ripped it, the buttons tearing out of their holes, exposing her bra and tits. I knelt above her face and shoved my half hard cock at her mouth.

'Suck it or see how rough I can get.'

She kept her mouth closed, so I wound my fingers into her hair and yanked her head back until her mouth opened. At first she kept her tongue still, but the tighter I gripped her hair the more she responded, licking at my cock and getting it harder. Once it was hard I turned her over and got her onto her knees. So other guys were rougher. I pushed the remains of her blouse up over her head and pinned her hands behind her back. The answer seemed obvious. I pressed my cock against her arsehole, and she bucked away. I slapped her arse hard, twice, then returned to the position. She bucked again, and I pressed my fist against her side. This time she stayed still, and let my cock push against her arsehole until it entered. My cock went in all the way, and she sagged and made a noise halfway between a whimper and bastard.

Using her arms as leverage I pulled her into a position where it was easiest to bang her, and I went for it. No objective except to spunk inside her. And I did. Once I'd pulled out she rolled onto her side, and her hand went between her legs. I thought she was hurting, but the orgasm within a minute was obvious. She'd been rubbing her clit.

I didn't know what to say. She gathered up her clothes, and, naked, peeked round the door before disappearing. I waited to see if there was any comeback, any reaction, but by one am I was too tired not to sleep, and so I slid under the blankets and listened to road noises and city sounds.

Breakfast was a subdued affair, served by the mousy girl who looked as if she'd had a sleepless night. The lightweight wasn't looking fit either. Halfway through the meal Baldy appeared. Terry looked at me, then at Baldy, then back at me. Baldy stopped by my side of the table, but his body language was passive, no threat or anger.

'Been nice seeing you again Terry.'

Terry didn't look up from his fried slice.

'Always nice to see you Joe.'

Baldy was shuffling his feet, like a kid sent to the headmaster's office.

'Annie said to say sorry you missed out last night Terry. Apparently your mate wore her out.'

Terry busied himself with a skinless sausage.

'I heard. Your walls are thin Joe. With a wife like yours you should have thicker walls, mate.'

Terry met my eye. It was a queer look, like he was telling me to just go with the flow. Baldy shuffled his feet again. My turn, by the looks.

'Annie gave me a message for you as well son.'

I even thought I sounded like Michael Caine. Only in my own head, probably.

'Yeah?'

'Annie said to say, if you get work down here again, you can stay here, couple of weeks even.'

I pushed some beans round with the remain of my fried slice.

'Tell her thank you. I will. You get nice nosh here, and the bed isn't bad.'

He turned and walked away. Terry smiled at me.

'He'll be off for a wank. You ready to go son?'

We loaded our bags into the car, and waited while the lightweight groped mousy girl in the doorway. I looked up, and saw Blondie looking for behind one of the staircase windows. She held my gaze, and stayed there until I got into the car. Terry ignored the lightweight, and lit the first of the interminable No. 6's he'd smoke all the way to Manchester.

'We'll work on your uppercut son. You should have thrown it sooner, not messed about with hooks and all that bollocks.'

He pulled onto the main road, and followed the signs that said Hatfield and the North. I closed my eyes and tried to sleep. Annie's knowing, vacant eyes as I fucked her remained with me all the way to Cheetham Hill, and home.

Next day I started phoning gyms in London looking for sparring work.