Stand By Your Hand

Sometimes it’s hard to be a virgin,
Givin’ all your love to just one hand.
You use lotion,
And pleasing motion,
Tryin’ hard to prove you are a man.

But since your palm is all you’re getting,
Even though you’ve greased it up with “Pam”.
Your stimulation’s
Just simulation.
’Cause, after all, it’s just your hand.

Chorus:

Stand by your hand!
No one can steal it from you.
And when real women shun you,
Just grab ahold, so you can
Stand by your hand;
Your digital companion!
It’s all the love that you can stand.
Stand by your hand.

Repeat Chorus.