The Masturbation BalmbyErnstBlofeld©
The recipe for the Masturbation Balm is not intended to be used as a sexual lubricant for vaginal or anal penetration. The Masturbation Balm should never be used as a lube for condoms. The Masturbation Balm contains Tea Tree oil which can break condoms. The Masturbation Balm has been created to act only as an enhancer for clitoral and penile stimulation, and should only be used externally. The use of this recipe as a sexual lubricant can lead to the unpleasantly inflaming of the interior vaginal walls, and or rectum. If the Masturbation Balm is used as a sexual lubricant it can also cause yeast infection in women. Please enjoy the Masturbation Balm but only as an enhancer of stimulation to the clitoris and penis either through solo or mutual masturbation.
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Pronunciation: 'bä(l)m, New England also 'b[a']m
Etymology: Middle English basme, baume, from Old French, from Latin balsamum balsam
Date: 13th century
1 : a balsamic resin; especially : one from small tropical evergreen trees (genus Commiphora of the family Burseraceae)
2 : an aromatic preparation (as a healing ointment)
3 : any of several aromatic plants of the mint family
4 : a spicy aromatic odor
5 : a soothing restorative agency
Why did you invent the Masturbation Balm?
Lately there has been a plethora of orgasm enhancement creams on the over the counter market. Although they do seem to work they are also very costly. The Masturbation Balm allows men and women to make their own product which we feel is better than what is out there commercially.
This Masturbation Balm uses tea tree oil. This is the most important ingredient found in the balm. Tea tree is not the same as the tea beverage plant. It comes from the Myrtaceae plant family. This species is famous for its ability to fight and prevent infections. It does this by having the antimicrobial properties. Tea tree oil has many medicinal properties. It is also antiseptic, antiviral, antifungal and stimulates the immune system. It can be used for a variety of common ailments like cold, flu, thrush, sinusitis, cold sores, fungal infection, oily skin and infected wounds. Please consult your doctor or holistic professional for further information on the oil's medicinal uses. Tea tree oil is also a little expensive. A small bottle goes for about ten dollars (U.S.) or more, but it goes a long way so it's an investment well worth the price!
Glycerin is a humectant, meaning it attracts moisture to your skin.
Glycerin is a neutral, sweet-tasting, colorless, thick liquid which freezes to a gummy paste and which has a high boiling point.
However, diluted with water, saliva, pre cum, or vaginal secretions it will soften your skin, and it's especially good for tender skin.
Other recommended lubes that can be used if you don't have glycerin:
NOTICE: Recently it has been found that lubricants containing GLYCERIN can cause yeast infections in women – so ladies be careful and clean up before and after every Masturbation Balm session.
How does the masturbation balm feel like when it is used?
It varies from person to person. For the great majority of masturbation practitioners the feeling is a positive and healthy one. For the first time in their lives (!) many individuals are reporting stronger climaxes with an extended period of relaxation and release afterwards! The self pleasuring practitioner feels that the Masturbation Balm drains them out (in a good way of course) of built up tension within the whole body, and most importantly the genital area.
After climax, a calm feeling of satisfaction is common, very similar to when one empties a full bladder but better. The most common description amongst men is that the balm produces a warm pleasant tingling on their erect cocks, sort of acting as a reviving agent that intensifies penile sensation. This is why the Masturbation Balm can possibly aid men who are suffering from impotence or erectile difficulties. During the masturbatory session, a pleasant feeling usually evolves around the person's lower abdominal area. Why this happens is a mystery. Practitioners of Asian spiritual healing therapies might attribute this to the second chakra. The word chakra is Sanskrit for wheel or disk and it signifies one of seven basic energy centers in the body. Each of these centers correlates to major nerve ganglia branching forth from the spinal column.
Chakra number two is about:
Water, Emotional identity, oriented to self-gratification!
The second chakra, located in the abdomen, lower back, and sexual organs, is related to water, emotions and sexuality. It connects us to others through feeling, desire, sensation, and movement. Ideally, this chakra brings us fluidity and grace, depth of feeling, sexual fulfillment, and the ability to accept change. This chakra might explain the sensation that is usually felt nearer to the ejaculation. It has been likened to a sensation of excitement, lust, liberation, and release all rolled up into one. People are advised not to be alarmed by it and just go with the flow – this feeling is usually a sign that your approaching orgasm and ejaculation will be an excellent one.
It has been reported that a man's cock gets harder when the balm is used, more clear pre cum flows out, and that when ejaculation does occur; a bigger, thicker and stronger release of cum is achieved. Visually it's both beautiful and amazing. Some men and their partners can't believe the massive amount of jism that shoots out when the male ejaculates. For some reason, ejaculation with the balm produces very thick opaque semen which is sometimes white in appearance. Many women have written to us thanking us for producing large amounts of thick white semen from their husband's cocks when they ejaculate either on their bodies, between their breasts, faces, or as it is gaining popularity now amongst people of all ages; projectile ejaculation into their partner's mouths.
Some cautions before we start
Let's begin by saying that tea tree oil has a warm fresh, spicy-camphor like odor with a medicinal aroma. Although tea tree oil is a non-toxic, and a non-irritant, it must however be used with some caution.
The strength of Tea Tree oil should be respected and therefore large amounts should never be used full strength on the body or in sensitive areas like open skin. However, for those with sensitive skin, it's best to dab a tiny drop of the oil on your skin before liberally applying it on your desired areas. If you feel no irritations, it is safe to say you have no allergy towards tea tree oil. It's a good idea to use tea tree oil in conjunction with the glycerin, because the glycerin cuts down on the powerful potency of the tee tree oil. People who use tea tree oil in their masturbation practice are also warned never to apply the oil directly to the genitals. Doing so can cause irritation and a very unpleasant feeling. Again, it must be cut with the glycerin. It's also advisable for women to use the tree tea oil glycerin combo only on the clitoris and not inside the vagina or anus. If you use a vibrator or dildo to stimulate yourself please only use it on the outside of your body if it contains any sort of the tea tree oil glycerin mixture. It's extremely unpleasant to feel burning inside your vagina if any tea tree gets in, and it's been likened to applying Ben Gay or some type of pain relieving sports rub inside your pussy or asshole. Not a nice feeling.
The formula for tea tree masturbation balm
This is the "how to" regarding the masturbation balm. It's ridiculously simple. Always make a fresh batch before a masturbation session. It doesn't really pay to make a lot of the balm and store it in a jar or container. You always want the balm to be fresh.
1. In your hand take a small amount of glycerin (you buy it at all drugstores – it's really inexpensive!).
2. Take a small amount of water or saliva on the hand which contains the glycerin. The best thing is to use your own natural saliva. Most people spit into their hands because it's easier. It's not as gross as it sounds and the saliva contains certain organic properties that are beneficial to your skin and genitals.
3. Take the bottle of tree tea oil and apply drops of the essential oil to the mixture in your hand. If this is your first time using tea tree as an enhancer – it is strongly recommended that you only use about three drops from the bottle. After time, you can apply more drops of tea tree oil as your body and clit/cock get used to the potency of the oil.
4. Apply to your clit or cock and feel the spicy-ness and tingling sensation it creates. Masturbate adjusting the proportions of saliva, oil, and glycerin.
5. Enjoy and follow through orgasm if you want.