What Wrong with Bisexual Porn

Here's a test for you, head to your favorite erotic movie site and do a search for bisexual videos. Fire up your favorite search engine and try the same thing. The lack of material is sad. But as any phone sex operator what one of her most requested variations happen to be and you'll find out it's a variation on male bisexuality. Guys are as curious about same sex hook-ups as any women, but it's still an underserved niche. Watch whatever bisexual erotica you can find and you'll see they consistently get it wrong. Here are my suggestions for how to fix bisexual erotica and I'm going to start in an odd place; the woman's role in bisexual porn.

Guys will watch a hot girl doing anything. Years ago, a regular feature of Comedy Central's The Man Show was a segment titled "Girls on Trampolines." Yep, it was exactly how it reads -- busty women jumping up and down on a trampoline, often in slow motion and guys loved it. About the only thing a guy loves more than seeing a woman naked would be seeing her naked and having sex. If there's not a woman in the scene, it becomes gay porn instead of bisexual porn.

Suggestion #1 Improve the quality of the women involved. Too often, the woman in a bisexual video falls closer to a 5 on the 1 to 10 scale than a 10. She's not a prop. She's part of the scene and should be as attractive as any other woman in porn. The guys watching are going to get off on the guy-on-guy action AND the hot girl watching it happen. If she's not that hot, it takes away from the scene.

Suggestion #2 Understand bi-guys are just that: bi! They want to do the woman, too. It can be a tough balancing act. When does a MMF threeway turn into a MFM threeway? As a general rule of thumb, the attraction for bi-porn is the MMF element -- but pay attention - that includes MF doesn't it? I think a good rule of thumb would be two-thirds of the time, the guys should be touching in some way. Give us the thrill of seeing each guy getting some action with the girl but remember why we're there: we want to see the guys getting it on in front of the woman!

Suggestion #3 Cumshots are not just for chicks. I get it. When AIDS first reared its ugly head, it was considered to be a "gay" disease. We're past that now. We know to get tested and practice safe sex in our private life. But we didn't turn on porn for a lesson in safe-sex practices. We're watching porn for the escapism of it all. We want the thrill of orgasms and we want to see that orgasm on the guy's face and tongue. It feels like such a letdown when the happy moment arrives and the guys shoot off on the girl. Bi-guys like cum, a lot! Give it to them. On their tongue, on their face, on each other's pricks with some licking afterwards, or how about a cumswap between him and her? Better yet, to him to her and then to the other him! Stop being afraid of the money shot.

Suggestion #4 She needs to be excited to see the guys together. She needs to like the idea. She needs to be excited by the idea. It's part of why she's there. I've seen so much bisexual porn where the woman barely watches the guys together. She fuck one guy in a reverse cowboy position while he sucks dick behind her back. Hey porn producers! She needs to turn the fuck around and watch! I've seen a couple vids where the woman ONLY watched. The action was all gay. She watched, stayed clothed and masturbated while watching. But as a twist on the theme, it was hot as hell.

Suggestion #5 She can help the guys be together and should. Lots of wanna-be bi-guys want a woman to ease them into the idea (more on this thought in a moment). She should participate in their play. Think about the FMF threesomes you've seen. Think about the number of times you've seen the two women sharing the lucky guy's prick. Or how hot it is to see chick #1 getting fucked while chick #2 goes down on her for a taste of pussy, a taste of dick, another taste of pussy, another taste of dick... You get the idea. Now change that trope to MMF and do the same thing. Trust me, it will be hot.

Suggestion #6 A lot of bi-guys are "gay-lite." What I mean is this, a lot of bi-guys want the thrill of sucking a dick (in front of a woman) or taking it up the ass (in front of a woman), but they're not as interested in loving, hugging and kissing the other guy. There's a point where bi-porn becomes "too gay." Show less of the guys kissing and more of the guys stroking, sucking and fucking.

Suggestion #7 Tell the story. I know, the idea of storytelling in porn movies has fallen by the wayside, but you'll better served if you include the main themes of being bisexual. Here's a primer for you. Theme 1: She coaxes him into going gay for her. Theme 2: She "catches" him going gay, likes it and joins in. Theme 3: He wants to take it up the ass and she helps make that happen. Theme 4: He (or she) is turned on by the idea of seeing him sucking dick and eating cum (and more, probably). Theme 5: The MF couple want to share a man. Theme 6: The creampie. Damn, how many bi-guys are cumsluts? There's a cumload full of them! Theme 7: The "used" man -- a cuckold style scenario where he's "forced" to do more than just watch, he's required to help, too. Theme 8: He becomes "her girl." She dresses him up as a girl or makes him wear her panties and service a guy. Theme 9: I don't know -- but I bet someone's left a few suggestions in the comments section!

Odds and Ends Here are a few things I'd love to see captured in a video. Idea #1 A group scene where he "goes gay" for her and her girlfriend. The girls get off on seeing the guys together, on each other and ultimately join in the fun without losing the thrill of the girls seeing the guys together. Idea #2 The bukkake shoot where she's the fluffer for him to receive cumshot after cumshots. Idea #3 The used woman where she's getting it from several guys and he's playing both fluffer and clean-up for her. Idea #4 The dare, where she teases the guys into touching each other and much, much more.

There you have it, porn producers, my suggestions for how to start up your own niche that's sadly underserved. Now get to it!