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HansTrimble's Biography:
Sex: Male
Age: Over 60
Weight: Average
Height: Average
Location: The trackless Arizona desert
Orientation: Straight
Interested In: Friends
Status: Single
Smoke: No
Drink: Occasionally
Fetishes: Beautiful, charming women
Pets: Dog(s)
User Number: 1179183
Member Since: February 28, 2010
Last Modified: December 16, 2014
Some words from HansTrimble:

One of the best experiments I've toyed with was the story titled 'One More Notch on the Bedpost', posted in early December 2014. I've noticed that popular stories always follow a common theme. Cheating wives always have to be tossed out, humiliated, and reduced to poverty. Detectives always have to be brilliant, powerful, and great humanitarians. Doctors must always be saintly and omniscient. The hero has to stand six foot three and be hung like a horse. And so on--only cookie cutter replicas need apply. So I decided to upset these pre-conceived formulas and see what would happen.

The hero is a police lieutenant who is about as smart as a box of rocks. His wife is an airhead who is loyal to her husband while he's in the same room with her. The most admirable character is a woman psychologist, who doesn't get to stand for much because her lines are reduced to bare functional necessities, although I did take pity and let her break down and dissolve in tears once, just because I felt sorry for her.

After a few days the story got pulled because it contained a brief mention of child pornography (for which I apologize) so I edited that out and re-submitted it. At this writing it's pending release again. But in its brief existence, it quickly accumulated 26,001 reads! That's an almost unbelievable number! You couldn't get that many if you posted the New Testament!

Maybe the story let everybody vent their frustrations caused by the holiday shopping season. By the time it gets back, in edited form, it'll be nearly Christmas, so I'll get to watch how it makes out after the holidays.

I guess it's time to go back to stereotypes. But my experiment was a success. First, it showed that people who read stories on a website based on fantasies, want to read about people who are better than the ones they encounter every day. They have to put up with human frailty everywhere, every day, so it gets a lot of one-star votes here. The more surprising result is that a story that everyone loves to hate sure draws a lot of readers!


I'm an engineer, widowed, retired from the aircraft business and loving every minute of my retirement! It's great being able to do what I want, when I want, as I want to do it.

I've found it very relaxing to sit at the keyboard at night, when everything is quiet, and write whatever comes to mind. I'd like to get better at it, so your specific, constructive criticism will be appreciated.

I understand that I can't please everybody, and I gave up trying a long time ago. If you simply don't like my writing, it's more likely my fault than yours, so I suggest that your time might better be spent reading somebody else's stories.

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