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squarejohn

I love the company of self-confident, earthy, sensuous, attractive women who have a sense of humor and can hold a real conversation. Women with long, shapely legs will always get my attention. Breast size is not important to me unless a woman's breasts are overly large. Overly large breasts are not my cup of tea.

My ideal woman would have a generous endowment of pubic hair, and she get's an A+ if she lets it grow under her arms, too. I don't mind plucking an occasional pubic hair from my tongue. Pubic hair is a repository of pheromones that spark sexual attraction. Why someone would shave their pubic hair and diminish their sexual attractiveness is beyond me.

If you have read the stories I posted here, you will see that I am big on pubic hair and the natural animal scent that goes along with it. I much prefer the natural smell of a woman over the smell of deodorants, soap, feminine hygiene sprays, or perfume. A little ripeness goes a long way. The natural smell, as well as the natural look, are what get my motor running.

And when my motor is running, what then?

Well, I'm a vanilla sort of guy. In order of importance; vaginal sex, oral sex, and anal sex with an eager partner...well, that's as good as it gets. Maybe an occasional handjob as an extra treat.

I'm not the cum, roll off, and go to sleep kind of guy. When I have sex, it tends to be a marathon session. I like to give at least as good as I get, which usually means no sleep that night.

Nighttime, I've found, is best for sexing. After 10 pm, most people have tucked it in for the night, so there is little danger of the phone or doorbell ringing at a critical moment.

As for my age preference in women, there is no hard and fast rule. In general she should be well-seasoned by life; this usually means over 30 years old. There is no upper age limit; I've found that women, well over 60, still have a dance or two left in 'em. By the way, I would love to find a woman who is actually good dancing the waltz or tango.

If you are reading these--what's the word?--"specifications" and it pisses you off, well...fuck you, too. If you smiled or chuckled, sit right here next to me, baby.

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Hammond, LA

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