"I have goats in my pants!"
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas...How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know! But that's beside the point.......I have been a Stand-up Comic for 20+ years and I love to make people laugh (thus the humor in my stories!) I am a very sensual person and love life and sex, passionately! I am always looking for my soul-mate, and I know she is out there! So, if you should ever meet her please, tell her that I'm waiting for her....with big goats in my pants! ;-)If you like my stories, drop me a line. I'll write'cha back.
Location
... in a hell of my own making