Resume
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Education: 2001B.A., University of California at Vallejo,
Major: Creative movement/Women’s studies,
Professional experience: ummm, yes
Personal statement: I believe in epigrams. Anything worth doing is worth doing drunk at least once, except brain surgery and cutting one’s hair. The only emotions worth mentioning in life are frustration and disappointment: frustration if you do not attain your goals and disappointment at the rewards when you do attain them.
Hobbies and activities:
Volunteer work- Ronald McDonald House, Obstetrics/Gynecology modeling, Salvation Army Soup Kitchen
Activities- Methodist Youth Choir, Young Americans for Freedom, Skinheads for Racial Diversity.
Hobbies- needlepoint, drinking and driving, masturbation, bowling.
