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Programmer Cat

I'm just a blue-eyed programmer cat (call me a "code monkey" and I'll bite you) who writes as a hobby. I'd like to eventually make a shitload of money writing sci-fi, and I write porn both to please my girlfriend and to develop my ability to show instead of telling.

The following is a public service announcement that my lady suggested that I include.

<rant>
While my stories often depict lovers doing without condoms and relying on the pill for birth control, this is *not* behavior to be emulated in real life. In a writer's imagination, diseases like AIDS (or even chlamydia) need not exist unless the plot requires that they do.

Reality is different; use a condom unless you're sterile, have tested negative for all diseases, and are in a completely exclusive relationship.
</rant>



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Cat(s), Other

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Sex, Chocolate, And Rock 'n Roll

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