I'm a little wasted right now, probably too wasted to be writing this. All you should know about me is that I have too much time on my hands, so I write stories. Some good quotes: Hunter S. Thompson to Prez Nixon - "The poor doomed - the young, and the silly, and the honest, the weak, the Italians - they're doomed. They're lost, they're helpless, they're somebody else's meal. They're like pigs in the wilderness." Nixon's response - "Fuck the doomed." "My idea, my goal- suck 'em in with the story, they'll squirt their load and sit in it, just to see how the story ends." -Boogie Nights "Customs held up another order of books at the border. They're claiming the books are pornographic... hello? Which they aren't. Well, maybe "Butches in Chains" is, but so what?" -Better Than Chocolate | 
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