I was born in 1913 on a grate just outside of Miami. Much to the delight of my impoverished, unwed parents, I fell through. Rescued by alligators, I became almost feral, lithely gliding through the tunnels of the Florida sewer system. I saved every quarter that fell through the slots to put towards my college education. While at first my peers rejected me, soon everyone wanted to know the "Alligator Girl", and a legend was born. I now live with my husband, an alligator, and our three beautiful children. I recently won the Nobel Prize for literature, and you probably saw me on TV.Wanna do it now?
