Hmmm . . . let's see . . . I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and listening to the screams of my captives as I jolt them with a 100,000 volt cattle prod. Okay, I'm just kidding, folks . . . as far as you know, but seriously. . . .
I am a standup comic, freelance writer, and sometimes musician; although I am not famous in any of those roles, I do well enough to eke out a living . . . barely.
Any comics out there reading this who need some new material, do not be afraid to contact me. We can work out something.
Any submissive women out there who are looking for a Daddy/Master to test and stretch their limits please feel free to contact me.
I also want to give many, many thanks to TammyTrueheart for her highly valued feedback and assistance, not to mention putting up with all my stupid e-mails! I just love my fellow Hoosier expatriate! Thanks again, Tammi xoxoxo!
Location
A Heavily-Fortified Compound Somewhere in Colorado