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The Avenger's Biography:
Sex: No Answer
Age: 27 to 32
Weight: Average
Height: Tall
Location: Colorado
Orientation: Straight
Interested In: Women
Status: Curious
Smoke: Yes
Drink: Yes
Fetishes: None
Pets: None
User Number: 602518
Member Since: November 24, 2005
Last Modified: December 30, 2006
Some words from The Avenger:

Artist: Too Short

Album: Can't Stay Away

Title: More Freaky Tales

I met this girl in atlanta

She let a nigga fuck but i still can't stand her

The pussy wasn't good i said "what's up bitch?

I'm tired of fuckin' can you suck dick?"

She said "no", but she had another friend

So i switched lanes like a real pimp

Laying on my back with my dick in her mouth

I said "beyotch!! what you talkin' 'bout?"

She mumbled something, i don't know what she said

Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass head

Bitch said her name was theresa

All on my dick like cheese on pizza

In the a-t-l where the grass is greener

I fucked nina, melina, sabrina and tina

When i first moved out there, i met holly

Five-foot one with a bad ass body

Freaky little bitch she was a gemini

She used to jump up and say "shoot it in my eye!"

I met another girl went to spellman college

Every day after school i aquired the knowledge

I took her to my house so i could get some

I fucked her real good and made the bitch cum

She was hella limber, said her name was amber

She wouldn't stop screaming, that's all i remember

I had another freak, her name was wendy

When i first met the bitch she said "please don't pimp me!"

I did it anyway

I'm coming straight from oakland, c-a

Ain't no other way, like my girl shante

She lives in atlanta, but she comes from the bay

Let me hit that hometown pussy on the strimp

Look out for a nigga, treat me like a pimp

You know i can't forget about the strippers

Cinderella with the glass slipper

Top down in the benz ain't spendin' no ends

Fat bag of indo, bring all your friends

It's like lotto, you get a quick pick

Bitches said they heard i had a big dick

So i showed it to 'em, only took one second

Dick rock hard, bitches gettin' nekked

Chorus:

These are the tales, the freaky tales

These are the tales that i tell so well

For fifteen years i've been a real player

So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah

I know another bitch, her name is terri

I lied to the bitch "it's about time i get married"

I couldn't see me pimpin' her

So i fucked her next door neighbor, jennifer

She had two roommates, cindy and amy

Terri caught me creepin' and said "nigga don't play me!"

But them hoes liked to freak

I used to send 'em new niggas every other week

I never would tell you all the hoes i fucked

These are the tales, some of this shit i made up

I change the name so i can rhyme and shit

So if it's you, you know the time bitch!

I spent the night with monique in between the sheets

It was her, her girlfriend april and me

I do it on the regular, two at a time

Call it what you want i be a fool wit' mine

Like them texas niggas, i never would change

Like my niggas up in cleveland spit the good game

These hoes recognize when i come in the door

I ain't trickin bitch, so what you want me for?

Like natalie, swearin' up and down i had to be the one

Bitch lets have some fun

I fucked her, you thought i didn't

Short dog's in the house and i keep on pimpin'

So then i fucked the twins, sharon and karen

Went straight for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em

Don't ask me who i fucked first, it ain't my fault

In the end, i still got the same results

Chorus:

These are the tales, the freaky tales

These are the tales that i tell so well

For fifteen years i've been a real player

So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah

Verse 3: too $hort

Hell yeah, i never would forget charlene

We was layin real close like two sardines

Talkin', laughin', kissin' and shit

Next thing i know she started kissin' my dick

You know the rest, before she left i paged mia

I told her "i got a new freak over here"

She rushed over, i left and when i came back

Them hoes was lickin' cats

They call me "short" when i'm pimpin', "dog" when i'm mackin'

Gotta get the money, thats all thats happenin'

She wants to be my love slave, i need some bug spray

To keep these hoes away

I never would tell you all the hoes i fucked

These are the tales, some of this shit i made up

I change the name so i can rhyme and shit

So if it's you, you know the time bitch!

These are the tales, the freaky tales

These are the tales that i tell so well

For fifteen years i've been a real player

So if you wanna get fucked say hell yeah (hell yeah)

Beyotch!

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