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Noah's Biography:
Sex: Male
Age: 51 to 60
Weight: Average
Height: Average
Location: England
Orientation: Straight
Interested In: Nothing
Status: No Answer
Smoke: No
Drink: Yes
Fetishes: I think the stories might be a clue
Pets: None
User Number: 6815
Member Since: November 26, 2000
Last Modified: April 19, 2014
Some words from Noah:

Thanks to everyone who has sent me emails, especially those with positive things to say. Some people have asked why I have disabled comments and voting - personally I find this modern trend to let everybody voice their opinions about everything slightly wearisome. You only have to look at YouTube to see how quickly these things descend into meaningless babble and hostility.

That said, I really do hope you enjoy reading the stories.

And especially thanks to this useless piece of shit who found it necessary to email me with:

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Title:

YOU ARE AN INBRED FUCKTARD

Comments:

THIS IS THE MOST UNBELIEVABLE STUPID STORY IVE READ ON HERE. NOT SENSUAL OR EROTIC. JUST A CRAPPY STORY, WITH THE MIND OF A 12 YEAR OLD. QUIT POSTING AT LEAST BUT WRITING ALSO.

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Well Mr Angry, you might like to know yours is the first piece of negative criticism I've had in 14 years. Most people when they don't like something just move on. But not you. No, you found it necessary to vent your apoplectic rage against a total stranger who had had the temerity to take up, what, 2 minutes of your useless life, by writing to me (like a little child in CAPITALS) to let me know my stories failed to arouse your rancid little flappy cock. Well Boo-hoo, maybe you should just do yourself a favour and stab yourself in the balls with a letter opener, you tedious scabby little twat.

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As I say, all emails are welcome, but there really is no need to be rude, we don't get paid anything.

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