Bluebell died tragically one day when she realized that pantyhose were not the optimal solution for yanking a piano up multi-floored heights. Actually, that discovery fell more upon the delivery man, as the piano plummeted onto his head from above (he was spotting). Bluebell made it through the piano debacle unscathed but kicked up her own tragic heels soon thereafter by accidental decapitation. To this very mystical hour, while she sits in the murky haze of the post-dead, she wonders just who threw that boomerang. |