Yes, I am probably making fun of you. I write very sarcastic porn. I'm probably not getting off on it. I have very specific fetishes which seem to be unwritten... my steampunk fetish is sorely lacking in these parts. I am also a lover of humorous stories, satire, and of course, science fiction and fantasy and a good bit of horror.
I am a constructive critic and always happy to lend an ear and an eye to both art and writing. Feel free to drop me a line via the forums, as I do not use the editor section. I also illustrate. Contact me for rates/portfolio if you're interested in commissioning custom art. | 
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