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(This poem is read by Bamagirl, thanks Deb)
Have you ever been goosed...
by a goose on the loose?
Followed them around and felt like a caboose?
You know that a goose knows no truce...
especially if they are running loose.
They may fly high over a moose.
But they'll run with a waddle from a noose.
And if you ain't never been goosed by
a goose on the loose.
Try to walk where they roost.
Now don't bend over around a goose.
Stand up tall and keep your clothes loose.
Cause you'll be in trouble if a pair is a deuce.
Then you will surely be goosed by a goose.
Have you ever been goosed...
by a goose on the loose?
Followed them around and felt like a caboose?
You know that a goose knows no truce...
especially if they are running loose.
They may fly high over a moose.
But they'll run with a waddle from a noose.
And if you ain't never been goosed by
a goose on the loose.
Try to walk where they roost.
Now don't bend over around a goose.
Stand up tall and keep your clothes loose.
Cause you'll be in trouble if a pair is a deuce.
Then you will surely be goosed by a goose.
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6 Comments
Papa-Joealmost 20 years agoFunny
Another lighthearted and funny Poem which was good to listen too.you must have thought so too Deb as you couldnt contain your laughter.
jthserraalmost 20 years agoA hint of Ogden Nash...
the heavy rhyme plays so much better in the light verse, where it becomes part of the play. It works well here.
jim : )
