So Horny I Could Cry!

Sung to the music of "Ghost Riders In the Sky."

A horny Texan slipped up on,an ugly woman's back.
He thought from this side she looked good, and he'd just take a crack.
He was feelin' oh so blue, his wife had run away.
With a Yankee nigger, they'd swum Galveston Bay!
Oh yes they did, you know it too!
She run, so far, away.

He found out one day she was, the handi-man's daughter.
She was so blamed ugly that, she had to sneak her water.
But old Tex was desperate, he knew just what to do.
He'd get behind and do her, he was horny too.
Oh yessir Cuz, you know she was!
His old, woman, left town.

That old cowpoke was horny, he thought he liked her looks.
She had a saucy bottom, he knew just what it took.
He sneaked up close and talked real low, to make her stand real still.
This old cowpoke from Texas, had to roll himself a pill.
Oh yes he did, you know it too!
His wife, done run, away.

He thought that he'd kiss her first, But he changed his mind.
He moved around in back of her, and worked on her behind.
He thought that he had fallen in, a stinky outhouse hole.
Cause she dumped like a flood, and filled his boots with mud.
He said "Well, what shitty crud."
Oh yes she did, you know it too!
She filled his boots with, her stinky poop.
She made him jump, she made him hop,
He didn't think, she'd ever, stop!!