Thirty-Day Trial Period

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30-DAY TRIAL PERIOD

I got this email
That said,
“Clothes 100 per cent off”.
I thought they were joking
So I went to the link
And the screen said,
“Enter Here”.
I did, and very happy
To see that it indeed
Was valid.
It left my eyes
Roaming the site for hours on end.
And I thought,
Now that’s an email
With a clever hook
To view naked women,
And decided,
That is a great business tactic
I could use for my poetry.
Take all my poems
And strut them around
On the Internet
To gain a wide, wide, wide audience.
At the end of the offer,
A little screen pops up
And says,
“Your 30-day trial period
Has expired.
For unlimited access,
Click here”.
Nothing comes for free!


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2 Comments
LiarLiaralmost 20 years ago
:)

A fresh perspective on one of many little absurdities in life. And a smart, funny poem about it.

WickedEveWickedEvealmost 20 years ago
lol

well, if it works, let me know! lol

Cute poem and very original!

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