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Click hereThe "Lone Ranger" had a pardner named "Tonto,"
They roamed the range, and righted wrongs they found.
Whenever Tonto got sent to town for news,
He'd always make it back beat up and bound!
The Lone Ranger NEVER DID take a beating,
But poor old Tonto got beat, in every way.
Tonto was getting "plumb worn out" from beatings,
He gave his friend the name Keemo Sahbey!"
The Lone Ranger liked the sound of his new name,
And it made him happy, or so it seems!
Then one day, he up and shot old Tonto,
Someone told him what "Keemo Sahbey" means!!
thought I'd mosey on by
slap a 100, pose a couple of questions to ya
How come Tonto never managed t' scare up a gun
'n' shoot his white ass
Or was HE just livin' up t' his name?
I am never going to have a clue what you're going to write about next - I love that, keep up the good work!