Note: You can change font size, font face, and turn on dark mode by clicking the "A" icon tab in the Story Info Box.
You can temporarily switch back to a Classic Literotica® experience during our ongoing public Beta testing. Please consider leaving feedback on issues you experience or suggest improvements.
Click hereGeometry doesn't help a lot,
With a "Gas Jockey" and his pump.
And he doesn't use "Algebra" much,
Except when he's taking a "dump!"
Calculus is ANOTHER "Bummer,"
That don't HELP that "Gas Jockey" bloke.
Its ONLY good is creating jobs,
For "Tenureship," and that's no "JOKE!!"