If I Were A...

If I were a banana
I would want you to wait until I was on the edge of pure
  ripeness before you peeled me and ate me
I would want to be that just perfect yellow, spotted
  with brown sweet delight and long with ripened flavor
So that when you peel me and eat me, I am in the perfect
  state of hard and am just the right taste of
  sweet for you to eat

If I were a peach
I would want you to wait until I was just the right soft
  with succulent, wet juices flowing in my insides
I would want to be in that state of perfect tender juiciness
So that when you take a bite of me, my moist juices
  burst into your mouth's flavor and onto your tongue
  to savor

If I were a strawberry
I would want you to wait until I was a deep sensual red
  that colored my outside with a natural sweet rouge
I would want to be that perfect shade of red that imbues
  my outer layer with pure deliciousness
So that when you eat me your tongue swims in pure delight
  from my inner natural sweet taste treat

If I were a kiwi
I would want you to wait until I was sooo soft with
  ripe tenderness
I would want to be that in that perfect state of ripe
  tenderness so that you could eat me whole all the
  way from my outer skin to my sweet soft center within
So that when you enter me into your mouth from first to
  last bite you will savor my center that will give
  you a mouthgasm from my pure sweet delight that's
  out of tastes sight

If I were a tangerine
I would want you to wait until you peel me whole
  and place me in your bowl after my ripeness
  has taken toll
I would want my ripe juices to overflow deep into
  your mouth's whole
So that my lascivious liquids coat your mouth and
  throat until your tongue is afloat

If I were an apple
I would want you to wait until I was hard with
  tastes delight
I would want to be just red and hard enough
So that when you take your first bite of me I will
  fill your mouth with wonders delight

If I were a cherry
I would want you to wait until I was at the age
  of pure ripeness
I would want to be at the age of pristine ripeness
So that when you pop me into your mouth whole you
  will truly appreciate my juices that I gave to
  you as a first taste

If I were a date
I would want you to wait until I was tender with
  sugary soft and sticky with my own sweet
I would want to be at that perfect sticky sweet state
So that when you delve into me you get many sweet
  bites of my sugar delight

If I were a grape
I would want you to peel my skin and eat my
  under within
I would want you to only feel my soft center
  on your tongue
So that when you eat me so delicately you
  feel and taste my soft sweet flavor
  in the depths of your mouth

If I were a mango
I would want you to carefully skin me
I would want you to hold me in your hands
  and feel my sweet soft
So that when you dive into my sweet taste
  my juices flow into you and leave your
  mouth delightfully aglow