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- Most Doctors Say..!
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Most Doctors say that smokings "Bad" for you,
And I'm guessin' that is "mostly" true.
I started smoking with "Wings" and "Ovals,"
And "Hit Parades" and "Dominos" too!
I started smoking when I was just eight,
I thought it was so "Cool" and looked "Great."
The "smokes" I bought only cost fifteen cents,
And "Dominos" and "Wings" were called "Straights!"
I remember the "Fatimas" I smoked,
And the "Kool non-filters" was NO "Joke!"
When I smoked my first "Camel" I felt "Strange,"
"Philip Morris" made my lungs feel "Stoked!"
Filter Cigaret was more to my "Likes,"
And I started smoking "Lucky Strikes."
I smoked some "Viceroys" and tried filtered "Kools,"
I smoked my first "Newport" and yelled "Yikes!"
I started smoking "Filters" ALL the "Time,"
And I stayed with them since "Fifty-Nine."
The cost of "Smokes" went up like "Gasoline,"
Now I just buy "no-brands" but they're fine!"
I suspect that ONE day I'll have to "Quit,"
It's tasting "Worser" when I spit!
They'll get so "High," I can't buy "Roll your owns,"
This "World" we're in is "Sinking" in "Shit!!"
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