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- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Angus McGurk
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A Butcher Named Angus McGurk
Was plagued by a clumsy young clerk
Who backed into the slicer
And said "Ouch, oh, my, Sir,
I'm getting behind in your work."
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duddle146about 17 years agoBehinds
Always count on the Box-man to come up with something ribald. As always ~ he never disappoints. Good one!
Anonymousover 17 years agoYawn!
Recycled, not funny and not erotic, how on earth did this get so many plaudits and high votes?!
LeBrozover 17 years ago~~
Cute funny limerick
Translation:
Of the sort to engender a groan.
But we still read 'em.
