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Click hereDon't come here knockin',
When the trailor's rockin'.
It's not a friendly thing to do!
We're just havin' fun,
So don't bother us son,
It's just not right to ruin my screw!
Find another place,
If you see a smiley face,
In the window on my front door.
Just grin back at him,
And come around again,
And leave me alone with my whore!
If things are movin',
It means that we're groovin',
And we "can't take time out" for you.
So try to be kind,
And give us "peace of mind,"
And don't interfere with our screw!
Don't be so foolish,
And don't be real ghoulish,
Don't interrupt to be funny.
Try to be caring,
And don't start your swearing,
Leave me alone with my Honey!
You're a "bad timer,"
If you ring our "Chimer,"
If you see my "Smiley Face" grin.
Yes it's "bad manners,"
When your fist just hammers,
Just leave awhile, then come again!!