Dirty Old Woman

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My, oh my! What a cute little boy!
What a fine lil' ass, what a nice-looking toy!
How old are ya? 18? Whow, fancy that!
Aren't you a big boy - just look at that bat!
Well, come here, dear! Sit down, son!
No, on my lap! Now, isn't this fun?
My, what arms! And what a chest!
But this thing here is what I like best...
I just can't stop touching this hot little fanny.
Tell me, kid, you ever fucked a granny?
Let's go back to my place, you lil' sweet-talker!
Now, if I could only remember where I put my walker..?

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tazz317tazz317over 12 years ago
TO PLAY BASEBALL

with a batter for yon pitching, TK U MLJ LV NV

WyldnightWyldnightover 16 years ago
Loved it

The rhythm may have been off a lil bit, but I still found it funny as heck. Keep up the good work.

xKristinexxKristinexabout 17 years ago
Hehehehhe

This was great, really made me laugh :D

LeBrozLeBrozabout 17 years ago
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And the sex drive keeps on movin' on and on and on...

AmyfriendAmyfriendabout 17 years ago
Can..

you hear me laughing... its hilarious

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