Wise Decision!

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I eat all the bacon fat,
And my wife eats all the lean.
The fat makes me kind hearted,
But it makes my wife act mean!

She gets all the lean bacon,
And this suits me to a T.
Them Harlan gals get ornry,
And I don't need that for me!

So I'll stay satisfied with,
The succulent bacon fat.
My wife gets all the lean stuff,
And my nose don't get punched flat!!

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