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- Saving The World Porn Review #1
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Since I seem to have sufficient free time and a steady access to pornographic material, I have taken it upon myself to save the world from bad porn!
How am I going to do that you ask?
By watching lots of porn, jerking it a few times to clear my head, and then give it either my thumbs up or thumbs down.
My system of review will be fairly simple. I will provide you with the name of the DVD and who released it. I'll then give you a very brief description of the film along with some pros and cons. Then I'll summarize by giving it one of my four ratings:
Avoid: This movie isn't worth getting.
Rent: Worth seeing once
Rent, then buy: You might want to buy it but you should check it out first.
Buy: This film is worth buying.
Oh yes, before I forget I should point out the obvious. While later editions of my reviews will have a lot more variety, this first edition is the ALL DICK edition. Each video is either gay or shemale based porn.
With that established, let's begin!
Boys wanna play by Manpower productions
The first word that jumps to mind after viewing this movie is "lame."
The video has a plot, but it fails to do much with it. In fact, the plot is so poorly thought out and executed that it actually subtracted from the overall quality of the film. Once you shoot your first load you'll find it hard to keep watching the video long enough to get hard again.
They also make horribly cliché references through out the film.
pros:
-Some of the actors were fairly attractive.
-Lots of sex
cons:
-Lame plot makes you want to fast forward when ever the characters start to talk or simply turn off the DVD.
Favorite scene: None
My rating: Avoid
Shemale cock party by Maverick
There is not a lot of plot to this movie, although that's not a bad thing on this DVD. There are about a dozen different scenes, each of which could stand on its own merits.
pros:
-A variety of different scenes. If you like shemale porn in general, you'll likely find at least one scene you like on this DVD.
-Attractive stars. No one seems out of place or seems not the fit the scene.
-Four hours long. Since the scenes are pretty good, being this long is a plus.
cons:
-Sound is somewhat questionable.
Favorite scene: The scene where the shemale imagines her dildo was a real man. That's kind of like a perverted Pinocchio in a way.
My rating: Rent, then buy
Gangbanged by transsexuals by Robert Hill releasing Co.
There is no story line to this DVD, just one giant scene. The concept is pretty simply. They got a large number of transsexuals together in one room to have a party. They gave them booze and got them naked. Then they sent in a couple of guys and the gangbanging begins!
Pros:
-Good looking stars
-An interesting twist. More often you'd see porn with a shemale getting gangbanged by a bunch of guys rather then the other way around.
Cons:
-No major problems.
Favorite scene: The first scene where all the girls are getting drunk and trying to act like the camera isn't in the room.
My rating: buy
You've got she-male by caballero / blue pictures production
This video has a mysterious white mini-van going cruising down the strip looking for some hot shemale hookers. Of course, they don't end up empty handed.
Okay, all jokes aside, this is a pretty simple movie concept. But simple in a good way. The previously mentioned minivan searching for hookers is merely hey they transition from lady to lady. You get about half a dozen girls in this video, which is not a bad nights work.
Oh yes, and there is no real dialogue in this video, only music and moans.
Pros:
-Mixture of scenes including m/s, m/s/s, and m/m/s.
-Mostly good looking stars.
-The people actually look like they are enjoying the scene, not just faking it.
Cons:
-The music feels like a sampler CD.
Favorite scene: When the guy and girl are in a hot tub. No particular reason why I like that one, I just do.
My rating: Rent, then buy
Transsexual Prostitutes #33 by Devil's film
The premise of the film is pretty basic. A couple of horny dudes call up some random girls so they can get laid. Of course, since TS appears in the title you know that the girls will have a few extra parts to liven up the fun.
The plot is just a tool to separate out scenes with different girls so the plot based parts of the movies last for only a few seconds before jumping right into the stripping and the fucking!
Pros:
-A fair variety of scenes (m/s, m/s/s, m/m/s, m/m/s/s)
-Decent looking girls
Cons:
-One of the guys in the movie looks weird. He kind of creeps me out and he doesn't seem to fit in with the rest of the people. But that is a personal preference.
Favorite scene: There is a scene with one guy and two girls. One of the girls seems to REALLY enjoy sucking on one of the guy's balls. You'll know it when you see it.
My rating: Rent
Summary:
So, if you've got some free time coming up soon and want to have some porno fun, consider renting "Shemale Cock Party" or "You've got shemale."
If you're in the market to buy, "gangbanged by transsexuals" would make a good addition to your video library.
Good night and good wanking!
- COMMENTS
Anonymousabout 18 years agoit's great that you have time and easy/free access to porn movies like that,,,,
one thing, however, which i think you ought to also do is to STEP OUTSIDE OF YOUR REVIEW BOX and say a few other crucial things.
don't misunderstand me: I'm a liberal and I believe people, young men and women, should have the freedom to do whatever they want sexually, or with their bodies,,,
but I think it is also a travesty that practically all those hundreds of thousands of young men and women --- but more women than men (any very pretty girl CAN and will get fucked/initiated in a number of ways into the industry; but almost practically no "handsome" young men will make much head ways, other than possibly homosexual abuse by pediphiles) --- it's a travesty that those hundreds of thousands of very beautiful young women will never get to make much money, never be "stars",,, all they will get, the OVERWHELMING majority of them, will get MARRED bodily, but especially in the FACE.
sucking and swallowing (or just holding in their mouth) TRILLIONS of squirly little germs, viruses, sperms, etc. can and will damage their beautiful little faces.
take a look, a CLOSE look, at those movies, those porn "actress" --- especially if you have access, as you said, to their "acting careers." take a look at THEIR mostly or totally umblemished faces when they first enter into the business (ie. when they first make their first or second "movies") and THEN take a look at those same faces only 2, 3, or 5 years later,,,,
the few I've seen, have noticed,,,, gosh, they DO have to work HARD, these little pretty women!, and society gives them no break!,,, no employment contracts, no SS, no pension,,,, it's almost admirable, in some twisted way, for me to say the way these young women are willing to subject themselves to such line of "work" to make a living,,,
but, again, by all means, tell us which are good porn DVDs and which we should bother with,,,
