Black Belt Blow Job

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Master of Tongue Fu
she has a black belt in blow jobs
a Tigeress that can swallow the Dragon's tail
with the gentle grace of a long neck Crane
from the Valley of Romance at the Temple of Wind
practicing moves in the Blow Dojo, from;

Crotching Tiger and Ridden Dragon
Kiss of Breath, Fist of Fury
House of Gaggers, Enter the Dragged-Tongue
Way of the one eye'd Snake

She may do Gum-Chew to stretch and warm up
but then she'll focuss mastering a Marital Art
training undercover in secrets of the Karma Sutra
and 'Ti She' tactics, to overwhelm her opponent,
that always 'sir-cum' to her masterful skills.

She can do a slick side kick in a lickity split
work a Night-Stick with a 'zensual' Si
palm and rotate Meditation Balls with sublime perfection
Master of the Ying Yang,
She has a black belt in blow jobs!

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tazz317tazz317over 12 years ago
DEEP THROATING IS AN ART

practised and used by the masses. TK U MLJ LV NV

duddle146duddle146over 17 years ago
Funny.

A humourous take off on Maritial Arts. A creative revision that is cleverly executed ~ and tickles the funny bone. I like the 'Ti She' tactics employed here. *laughs* Nice illustration also.

TeeTeeTeeTeeover 17 years ago
Giggles

and snickers:) You rock! Thanks for the read and chuckles

TT

AnonymousAnonymousover 17 years ago
humor

that matches the art...makes a smile glow...blue

Man RayMan Rayover 17 years ago
Great fun and sweet illustrated punctuation!

This deserves a poetic review from Ebert & Roeper! Loved the art, Art! *a pinch and a punch for the end of the month* is my review! Thank you for taking us to the movies!

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