- Non-Erotic Poetry
- The Ritual
Note: You can change font size, font face, and turn on dark mode by clicking the "A" icon tab in the Story Info Box.
You can temporarily switch back to a Classic Literotica® experience during our ongoing public Beta testing. Please consider leaving feedback on issues you experience or suggest improvements.
Click here
It is a ritual that everyone does,
But nobody speaks of.
So many names for the very same place
Lavatory, bathroom, or outhouse if that be the case.
It gives you time to think or read,
While doing this completely natural deed.
When on an island or in the wilderness,
Heed these words and do no less.
Be wary of the leaves of three,
Or a rash on your bottom there will be.
People say going anywhere you want is dirty, this is true,
But it is better on the outside then the inside of your shoe.
Whether you sit, squat or stand, there is no shame,
Because everyone does it and the results are the same.
- COMMENTS
Amyfriendover 16 years agodifferent way of describing the said actions, but so very true. Nicely done and in such a polite way.
